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different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes

#blissfuldrunk

ryanreynoldssource

kissycore

“You have a great personality!” Thanks i constructed it so you wouldnt abandon me

2ndsong

eefuh:

i’m like pre-stress stressed, like i’m stressed about the stress that i will be stressed about for school. education is magical

rukudzom-deactivated20160319

cannabiscomrade

Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:

A. neurotypical people

B. white people

C. straight people

D. cis people

autbucky-remade

but what about men?

cannabiscomrade

for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you

victorious

when you cook for white friends 😂

sincerelyafrica

My boyfriend says my vagina isn't sweet enough. What can I do to increase the sweetness?

Increase the sweetness? Lmao niggas got girls out here thinking their vaginas supposed to taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and tropical skittles. Your vagina isn’t a chocolate factory baby. It’s not supposed to taste “sweet” it’s supposed to taste like a vagina. Tell your ungrateful ass boyfriend to stop asking for diabetes and eat whatever is handed to him or another nigga can💅🏿

nickw91

Lol I’m dying

silencetheblind

But it can taste sweet if you eat right….

sincerelyafrica

No…no it can’t. Ok quick sex Ed 101:

Vaginas are not fruit salad bars lmao it’s not supposed to excrete sweet fluids. A vagina is normally acidic. This changes based on pH balance. Sweating, diet, periods etc. are factors that can change the ph balance. So yea, though a healthy diet is good for your vagina, a vagina will never taste “sweet.” The ph balance just takes the vagina back to its normal acidic state.

If a penis doesn’t taste like Hershey chocolate bars why do you guys expect vaginas to taste like Reese’s peanut butter cups?

ursus-vesper-deactivated2020012

a concept: me, in my underwear and an oversized shirt, cooking breakfast for someone who loves me a lot. the dogs are at my feet. it is snowing, but we are warm. donald trump has apologized for all the stupid stuff he’s said.