there will be Hawkeye

Lots of Marvel-content and other things. Im old! It's fine to block or unfollow me if that makes you feel uncomfortable! Header and avatar by lady-thor-foster.tumblr.com

[thundergrace]

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 20 hours 11 minutes

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[kaity--did]

Hey Internet mom!

My IRL mom is pretty cool BUT my IRL ex dad is a total ableist asshat. Would you be open to being a dad too or should I ask your husband?

I can be a dad! I could be a great dad watch this

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

[mariana-oconnor]

my name is sam

and wen theres crime

or wen I am

sent bak in tiem

where men in powr

harm, kill and rob

i uphold the law

i do my job

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

A story in three parts

[dduane]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[dogofpizza]

I dare call myself “dogofpizza” and yet I have ZERO Hawkeye art on this account, that has to change immediately

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

[vaspider]

One of the toughest things in the world is when your beloved dog, who worships you and only you to the exclusion of all else, is very worried about your limp and must stick to your ankles at all times in case this problem could be solved by you suddenly turning around and tripping over a 35 lb dog, and it gets even tougher when you are already exhausted and just trying to put away the upstairs groceries so you can sit down and rest your knee and he absolutely WILL NOT just go sit on the bed, no matter how many times you say, "Go to Daddy! Stay!" because you are CLEARLY injured and REQUIRE his presence in case he can fix it, which of course means every time you turn around carrying a jar of pickles or a case of soda you almost slam your shin into his side, stumble, yell, "DAVOS, FUCK!" because you are somehow still startled even though it's happened like fifteen times in the last seven minutes and are only saved from really fucking up your knee AGAIN by having your brace on.

Anyway, he really does love me.

[effiecalvin]

It's a hot summer day. I have a sword in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other. I absent-mindedly lick the blade.

[templeait]

(Clint is dreaming)

Hey look what I found in my winterhawk doodles folder OOPS

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

June 26, 2014

What the heck! As of this reblog, this comic has 21 notes. Apparently a little reblog chain happened, but I don’t really remember noticing. Much higher numbers than my usual 0 or 1. My first taste of success, and I totally missed it!

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

honestly, if I had a comic take off I wouldn’t mind this one. I still like the joke.

[fadbucker]

[cipheramnesia]

She bit on my warden til I pass words