hi.

elaine 26 queer any prns

[aroace-ryland-grace]

(guy who hates change voice) I need everything to change

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[all-vampires-are-gay]

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Feeling sad about how life became reliant on tech and now the tech is failing us.

The tv-tracking app I've used for 8 years is shutting down and deleting all its data next week with only 2 weeks notice because there's no room on the internet for free services anymore.

The site I've been using for over a decade for my special interest in names implemented a subscription service today, even for their forums, and when the community started asking questions (including when it was taking effect) they locked us all out. They say it's because they can't compete with AI anymore.

I mean damn, I wanted to play The Sims to take my mind off of shit, and I decided it's too much trouble because it'll take hours to update the game, I'll have to mess with the memory/storage on my computer, and even once it's loaded, all my previous purchases stopped working months ago, and EA never responded to me. So what's the point?

I fucking miss real life, but I also miss when the internet was fun and not just a bunch of subscriptions and hurdles to get past. I miss using the internet because we wanted to, not because it was the only thing we had.

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

I know what movie I want to watch tonight. In the age of streaming, that should be easy, right? Nope. Because I'm not willing to spend $15 to watch a 40 year old film on my own laptop once. Is all the money I pay for all the damn subscriptions I have not enough?

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[molabuddy]

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[babushkaat]

[newthings2b-grateful4]

This kitty’s sunset viewings! I am grateful for this!!!

[mangled-by-disuse]

genuinely curious pls respond

people always say that internet spaces are americanised because the users are majority americans.

and i do always wonder how much of that is "there are actually a majority of usamericans" and how much is "usamerican cultural markers are a default for many online spaces, and non usamericans are often indistinguishable from usamericans unless you're actively looking".

so here's an incredibly unscientific poll reblog for reach or whatever

where do you live?

in the usa

anywhere that is not the usa

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

no nuance. if you live in a usa territory/colony like puerto rico or guam or american samoa, go with your heart.

[mangled-by-disuse]

additional poll, what the hell:

is english your first/native language?

yes, english is the main language i grew up speaking

yes, but i also grew up speaking another language(s)/i'm bilingual

no, i learned english as a second or additional language

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader