the gays have ruined my life

Hello there friend. I'm Misha, your average queer person with autism. I like gay people, fictional and real alike (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[curiooftheheart]

The first line is six syllables.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

[curiooftheheart]

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

[curiooftheheart]

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

[haiku-robot]

“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

[zoanzon]

[darksideofafangirl]

“…I do…”

What I think happened after THIS

[justanotherklainer]

I didn’t whimper, YOU whimpered

[theanonymousone228]

During the six months Vegeta was gone

Bulma: Goku, what are you doing?

Goku [carrying six out of seven Dragon Balls]: Using the Dragon Balls to resurrect the most powerful villains in the universe.

Bulma: WHY?

Goku: Because Vegeta is ninety percent of my impulse control.

[678i0u]

Steve Rogers not having it in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[justanotherklainer]

Okay so how do u tell people that the reason you’re being a shitty friend/sibling atm is because you’re in the middle of figuring out if what u have is cancer without telling them that u think u have cancer I mean

[justanotherklainer]

It’s been so long since I’ve done anything with my tumblr but people IRL follow my Twitter and I need an outlet

[funnypicsdept]

[queen-ofthe-faeries]

HOW IS THIS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

[kingpinnn]

The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.

[honeydewleaf-deactivated2017123]

One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back

[soldieronbarnes]

Teen Wolf AU - Almost Human: After he lost his entire team and one of his legs in an ambush, Detective Hale returns to active duty to find that in the years he was away, things at the station have changed significantly. For one, every police officer is not assigned an android. Since he doesn’t get along well with the new, entirely logic-based model - which he believes is one of the reasons his last mission ended in disaster - and quicklydestroys his MX in a fit of temper, he is assigned Stiles; an older model, based on a programme called synthetic soul, made to be as human as possible. Derek soon finds out that Stiles isn’t like any other android; he’s unique, even for his type of synthetic, refuses to be called an android and is actually often far better at human interaction than Derek. Despite his initial dislike, Derek finds he’s starting to like and appreciate Stiles as more than a simple colleague…

[ignisgayentia]

deadpool + text posts 

[fayestardust]

Darren Criss / Blaine Anderson Animation!

I drew 10 Darrens. Gotta be a new record. Tell me what you think? I’ve never done this before… 

:O.

[fayestardust]

Hi Darren fans, thanks for all the retweets recently

[punkrockeyebrows]

When people come to my house

Me: this is my depression pit where i depression sit

[nautulus-deactivated20170619]

Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”

[tonystarktrash]

oh i am tired of the small, desperate, sad tony begging for steve to return

no no

give me tony stark who locks the damn phone away because he is determined to prove to steve, to prove to everybody, that for once, he can do this, that he will not fuck this up

give me tony stark devoting his time to make amends with the victims of avengers’ unfortunate world-saving adventures

give me tony stark building a state-of-the-art hospital in lagos

give me tony stark funding the UN mission to help the devastated communities around what used to be sokovia

give me tony stark helping peter parker pay his student loans and upgrading his shit ass computer

and then

give me steve rogers clutching that phone to his chest every time when he wakes up from nightmares

give me steve rogers typing in the number and never pressing call because he knows, he knows that he messed up, that he betrayed tony’s trust, convinced that he doesn’t deserve his forgiveness or howard’s shield

give me steve rogers asking natasha about tony whenever they meet

give me steve rogers staring at the news feed at 3am just in case something goes horribly wrong in new york

for once give me a guilt-ridden, ruined steve rogers and a tony stark with a purpose

[fuckyeahselenita]

[exhuastedpigeon]

Okay but now that Tyler Hoechlin has been cast as Superman on Supergirl’s second season, can we have a genderbent Lois Lane, maybe Lewis Lane, played by Dylan O’Brien… I’m just throwing it out there.

[justanotherklainer]

I have to get up at like 5-5:30 tomorrow and I'm dying inside just thinking about it I'm so tired and I have a hard enough time getting up before 11 lol