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(they/them) (Semi-hiatus for school year)

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[xo-danny]

Canon: They were cis

Fanfic: lmao

[ironwoman359]

Canon: They were human

Fanfic: Get a load of this

[chocolatemilque]

HEY !! Here’s a video of me signing “fergalicious” for one of my asl projects !! :)

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[flightyfinch]

my FAVORITE tropes compiled thanks to some suggestions from others

a character gets a sick burn and doesn’t realize it immediately, at some point later there’s just “HEY WAIT A MINUTE”

the double take. this one’s an oldie but a goodie

the injured character makes the killing shot that saves everyone else in a dangerous situation

a character who isn’t speaking is doing something weird in the background, it’s subtle and never acknowledged it’s just there for those who notice it (pulling another character out of something they got stuck in, making a huge sandwich, etc)

the beleaguered assistant inches away from smacking their boss

“quick act natural”

in that vein, the leader character was just in a shouting match with someone and when they come back the rest of the team scrambles to look like they weren’t listening at the door

never forget: “he’s standing right behind me isn’t he”

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

When a character mentions a normal past event and someone else mentions an absurd detail (”Don’t you remember what happened last time you went to the dentist?” “Those deaths were nothing to do with me”) 

Multiple characters banding together to lie about something 

Characters being split up for questioning

Really stoic characters briefly becoming happy, freaking everyone out

“I think that went well!” *Distant explosion*

[aces-to-apples]

-“quick act natural” *everyone scrambles to do completely random shit that looks anything but natural*

[wroammin]

Roman: You promise you didn’t get me bees again?

Virgil, from a distance: Just open it.

[teacupfulofstarshine]

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ICONIC

[warnadudenexttime]

8/27/2018 - These two

[very-virgil]

WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE’S WEARING VIRGIL’S HOODIE

[fish-food-s]

HOLY FUCK THE LAST ONE

[justanotherproblem]

*thomas sanders mMMMMMmmMmmMMm noise*

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

Request Week: Mafia AU Patton and Deceit? (Just with suits and guns and whatever)

Special daily #24 : shit’s getting tense here in the trust departement…

(plus a shitty unreferenced gun whoohooo)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hey what if you punched one of the sides and they coughed up glitter instead of blood and then murmured something about having to vacuum that up later

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hey what if Patton just smells like pizza and Virgil smells like all your worst fears

[what-even-is-thiss]

Virgil smells like seawater and bleeds black glitter

[what-even-is-thiss]

That’s why Princey called them the dark sides they bleed black glitter instead of colored glitter

[what-even-is-thiss]

Deceit smells like dinner cooking but just the second before your mom says dinner is ready and then when you get to the kitchen you find out it’s not ready actually she just wanted you to set the table

[what-even-is-thiss]

Logan smells like a scholastic book fair and Roman smells like really gross candy.

[nonviable-fetus]

…Roman…are you ok…

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you hug Virgil all your most frightening memories come back and then he slaps you. Now he smells like the sweat on your arms right before an audition and the perfume of that girl that bullied you in geometry class and you wonder why you didn’t see this coming

[paranoid-purple-plaid-patches]

Should we be concerned?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Don’t take a bite out of Patton’s arm he only tastes like tears of sadness

[troycattribunny]

Any more cause I’m accepting all of these.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you listen closely to Virgil’s chest, you can hear it.

Ten thousand spiders.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The spiders are stored in the chest but the spiderwebs are stored in the room. Don’t tell Patton.

[softestvirgil]

Roman finds out and tells Patton. Patton never hugs Virgil again.

[justanotherproblem]

N O Y O. U

N o y OU (Follow @cornflake-animal they’re my best friend and the most talented individual I know I love them so much aaa)

[justanotherproblem]

OMFG MY FRIEND IS SO TALENTED THEY CAN DRAW AND DO ALL THAT PHOTOGRAPHY STUFF I LOVE THEM

THEY’RE AT @cornflake-animal

[justanotherproblem]

THIS IS SOME OF THEIR STUFF LOOK ITS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE THEM

[justanotherproblem]

OMFG MY FRIEND IS SO TALENTED THEY CAN DRAW AND DO ALL THAT PHOTOGRAPHY STUFF I LOVE THEM

THEY’RE AT @cornflake-animal

[justanotherproblem]

I’m going to c r y I haven’t relaxed like this in so long

I’m outside and it’s raining and the sky in g o l d and I have music and I’m lying down and I just-

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

GUYS

THERES A RAINBOW

[justanotherproblem]

DOUBLE RAINBOW

[justanotherproblem]

ITS A FULL RAINBOW I KNOW YOU CANT SEE ALL OF IT BUT IT IS

[justanotherproblem]

I’m going to c r y I haven’t relaxed like this in so long

I’m outside and it’s raining and the sky in g o l d and I have music and I’m lying down and I just-

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

GUYS

THERES A RAINBOW

[justanotherproblem]

DOUBLE RAINBOW

[justanotherproblem]

I’m going to c r y I haven’t relaxed like this in so long

I’m outside and it’s raining and the sky in g o l d and I have music and I’m lying down and I just-

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

GUYS

THERES A RAINBOW

[justanotherproblem]

I’m going to c r y I haven’t relaxed like this in so long

I’m outside and it’s raining and the sky in g o l d and I have music and I’m lying down and I just-

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

[justanotherproblem]

I’m going to c r y I haven’t relaxed like this in so long

I’m outside and it’s raining and the sky in g o l d and I have music and I’m lying down and I just-

[justanotherproblem]