A shrill symphony @justapairofoddsocks - Tumblr Blog

The people have spoken: here are the results of my Tumblr polls on matching Shoot From The Hip long range weapons

SAM Loud, heavy and powerful: An 18th century flintlock pistol - literally a small cannon - for our man with the unhinged pirate energy. If he runs out of ammunition, he'll simply use it as a club.

TOM The Great Long Bow: probably the most quintessentially English weapon imaginable for the man with two English degrees. A long weapon. An impressive weapon. Immense range, epic and brilliant.

AJ With dear AJ, it was a close call (cannon or blowpipe); I went for the blowpipe because it’s so wonderfully unorthodox, random and surprising. Quiet yet deadly cool.

LUKE The 19th-century revolver is the smallest and most practical weapon featured here. It goes perfectly with Luke’s Wild West beard look. Fast, elegant and extremely effective :)

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take me to art museums and make out with me

cornputer

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

etherialism

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

loremerchant

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

i-found-a-mushroom

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

tiredadventurer

codylabs

Markiplier does on the surface seem like an odd choice for directing and starring in a serious scifi horror movie, but in terms of getting scared at a computer screen and dying badly in space, his resume is remarkably stacked.

erzvolnes

immortal words

letsbelonelytogetherr

Grief is really just love. It's all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go

— Jamie Anderson

beguilingcorpse

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

homunculus-argument

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

licensedproldier

wildlocketparadigm

this aged very well considering the newest episode was somewhere along the lines of “we’re unionized but only in our suffering”

tiredadventurer

thinkanamelater

They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him

arsenicandfinelace

Conversely, I think Alex Horne should appear in person on Game Changer, in character as the Taskmaster’s Assistant now assisting Sam.

He should at first be pleasantly surprised by how nice Sam is as a boss, compared to Greg — he speaks so politely to him! — and over the course of the episode should grow more and more uncomfortable with Sam’s sunny-eyed sadism.

kazieka

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

kazieka

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

dancinbutterfly

Happy Pride Jewish Queers

🏳️‍🌈✡️🥰

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*