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Jason: God damit Drake! Did you hit your head when you were little?

Dick: oh come on Jay, i don't think that necessa-

Tim: Actually yes

Dick and Jason: What?

Tim: My parents realized that when I started crying... We where in the same room

Jason: ...

Dick: ...

Jason imitating Tim: "Stop it guys, my parents weren't negligent"

#red hood #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #red robin #tim drake #robin #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #batfam #batfamily

nonmooss

I love watching Go while already knowing the truth about Gouenji's real intentions, because you can see how much of a smartass he actually is (And a great actor as well).

He is not lying here, for example. He's telling the truth straight on. He wants to save soccer (from Fifth Sector) by taking control of it (by infiltrating Fifth Sector). There is no lie there, just hidden truths. The trick only works because it's based on Senguuji's own interpretation of Gouenji's words.

I think that's a really smart (even if risky) way to put it, because by telling a truth that is up to interpretation, there is less risk of showing typical signs of stress from lying. I don't know a thing about Senguuji yet, but I guess he's kind of a mastermind and smart guy, and so, perhaps he can read people easily ? So Gouenji using a wording that won't make his body betray him in front of Fifth Sector's final boss is really cool.

Aside from that, it's so funny to see him smirk mischievously when Raimon wins a game. I guess it's supposed to add to the antagonist persona at first, but when you know the truth, it looks like he's innerly cheering for Raimon.

Like, you can't tell me he wasn't cheering in his head there. I just know his braincells were like:

That man has been waiting for that day for like... 4 years ? 2 years at least ?

"They're rebelling, huh ?" sounds like "Time to lock the fuck in." to me.

only-lonely-www

Some things never change

Reporter: So, Tim Wayne, How do you respond to people who say that Wayne Enterprises only supports LGBT rights for the sake of making more money and that they don't really care about Pride?

Tim: Ehm... That I'm bisexual and I've been dating with my boyfriend for more than four years by now?

Reporter: Oh-

Tim: I would fake-join a cult and taking the torture of that cult just to understand what he was feeling.

Reporter: What?

Tim: What?

#tim drake #red robin #robin #bernard dowd #timbern #timber

brucewayneseyeshadow

BYE

Just watched Supergirl and also bought this

The only thing i have to say about the film is that I'm kinda disappointed they changed the backstory of Kara but it's such a good film really. Go watch it if you didn't

#supergirl #film #supergirl 2026 #funko pop #krypto

largishcat

mad-astronaut

No one can question who my favorite batfamily character is now

I love Tim Drake

ditzybat

i love the headcannon that both tim and cass look scarily alike, to the point they could be twins.

like they both share the same general lithe build, they’re the same short height, cass has a short bob while tim has his baby mullet, their training is similar due to their backgrounds with lady shiva and the loa, and (depending on your headcanon) both waisan- so i can definitely see instances where they’re confused for each other or where they mess with everyone around them.

cass on patrol in red robin gear so tim can go on a date with bernard:

random thugs seconds away from being one hit k.o’d: yo since when did red robin start melting into the shadows like an eldritch horror?

jason: hey tim -

cass: wrong.

jason: no, im pretty sure you’re tim, i gave you that scar right there in your neck

cass: nu-uh, this is from cain

jason:

cass:

jason: well this got awkward…

steph hugging tim from behind: hey babe

tim: wrong wayne

steph: ew, i should’ve known, your ass isnt nearly as —

tim walking away with his fingers in his ears: lalalalala im not listening to you

damian: i think you’re the only one in this family i respect

tim who has been silently hanging out with him for the past 3 hours: aw thanks damian, i’ve come to love you like a brother too

damian: drake? i thought you were cassandra, my apologies, i retract my previous statement

tim: don’t care, you love me, don’t try to deny it

lady shiva hugging both tim and cass: my beautiful twins, such well trained weapons, unfortunate that you both ended up with cain

bruce pulling his children back: tim isnt yours…

shiva: well that cant be right, he’s s the spitting image of my sister carolyn, and that birth was far too painful to only produce one small child

tim: woah full circle, my drag-sona is called caroline, maybe you are my mom, i wouldn’t put it past janet drake to adopt

bruce: tim no, you’re not even the same type of asian

cass: too late, we’re blood

shiva: see!

#this is just silly dont take it too serious #also idc if shiva is a bad mother in canon dc needs to stop villianizing all woc they create #because its a continuous pattern in making them cartoonishly villainous mothers #and im sick of it - let talia and shiva be maternal #prev tags

red-plutoo

I know I like never mention it, but Tim and Jason are one of my favourite sibling pair to read about they’re just so silly to me, because yeah, trying to kill your new brother because you thought he made your dad forget about you is such a reasonable response, my brothers have tried over less

But the main reason I like them so much is how unstable and unhinged they both are, it feels like a breeding ground for ridiculous bullshit because lord knows what runs through their heads

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Tim/jason, climbing back into the cave:

Duke: ???? Where have you been

Tim: huh

Duke: you’ve been missing two weeks??

Tim, looking at Jason: it’s been two weeks??

Jason:

Jason: ok yeah you were unconscious for like.. a while

Duke: ??? What happened

Tim, deadpan: he Shot me in the foot

Jason: accidentally

Duke: that doesn’t make it better???

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the-jason-todd-impreganator

Bernard, trying to make a shopping list for the holidays, pausing: . . . Tim, how old is Damian?

Tim: Uh... I think like, nine? Wait... Maybe ten? Let me call Dick.

Dick, on the phone, toothbrush in his mouth still: Thirteen? Probably? Wait... When did he move to Gotham?

Tim: Uh... Two years ago, I think?

Dick: Hm... I'm adding Jason, one sec.

Jason, shooting people: What the HELL do you two want?!

Tim: How old is Damian??

Jason: Fuck if I know! Isn't he like, eight?!

Tim: I thought he was about that age?

Bernard, in the background: He went on a date last week.

Tim: Yeah. A playdate. Right?

Jason: Fuck this. Add Babs, she keeps track of this shit!

Barbara: I'm trying to hack the Pentagon! What do you three want!?

Dick: How old is Damian?!

Barbara: . . . Twelve?

Cass, in the background: Isn't he thirteen?

Stephanie, also in the background: No, Babs is right, twelve.

Tim: That doesn't sound right.

Jason: I'm telling you, he's eight!

Dick: Thirteen is the most realistic!

Bernard, sighing, pulling out his phone and texting Damian:

Bernard: He's fifteen.

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Babs:

Cass:

Steph:

Tim: Now THAT'S incorrect!

Muffled agreement...

Do you guys think Tim sometimes gets so tired that his brain starts to use an unoronocally brainrot meme? Like:

Jason: Oh my god, Tim, you look like shit. When was the last time you slept?

Tim, who's been working on his computer for far too long: I don't know, maybe 6 7 days, Ahah, get it like the... oh my god, I can't believe I could reach this low... Yep, okay, I'm leaving. i need to sleep. I'm out of here.

Jason: ... dang, I didn't even need to hide some sleeping pill in his food this time, he did everything alone... is he changing? Should i be worried?

Damian, gen alpha that was passing by: 6 7

Jason: WTF?