only half of my url is true

hey this was a phan blog but now it has a little bit of everything so yeah it's a mess

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[uma-raposa-me-disse-deactivated]

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[1softe]

[enterheavenalive]

What’s wrong :(

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[bpd-taurusx]

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[asexual-territory]

[Image Description: Three hands shaking. One is labeled ‘Aces’, one is labeled ‘Non-binary folk’, and one is labeled ‘Bisexuals’. The handshake is labeled ‘purple’.]

[ryunoohi]

Can we stop claiming colors, shapes, & other general abstractions for some niche group? This is exhausting, & I’m sick of it. You ruined rainbows for everyone else, just stop.

[betsybugaboo]

REBLOG if you LIKE RUINING RAINBOWS FOR STRAIGHTS, SUPPORT CLAIMING COLORS FOR LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE, or WANT A SLICE OF PIZZA

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

gay people: its nice to have a symbol that we can have a lil image of to recognise others like us, and to represent that we are proud of how we feel.

cishets: ThE gAyS sToLe ReFrAcTuReD LiGhT

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[raychillster]

[tired-n-tachy]

Im pretty sure this speaks for itself

[gif87a-com]

Noot Noot

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”: