I tried to keep the relationship and scenarios ambiguous. As always, feel free to change to suit your muses as needed.- Xo â€â€â€
âAnd I can trust you?â
âWhat was that- that you just did? What did you do that for?â
âYouâve proven your word doesnât actually mean anything.â
âSome things donât get fixedâŠâ
âYou do know Iâm not an idiot, right?â
âTalk to me like Iâm a moron one more time, and youâre going to regret it.â
âYou really donât know how to just keep your mouth shut, do you?â
âThis is not how I wanted to spend my afternoon.â
âIf you tried- really, really hard, I bet you could stop being stupid. For like five minutes.â
âI feel like you climbed the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way downâŠâ
âWhat possessed you to think I would be interested?â
âGee, thanks. Iâll remember that the next time I want to take shitty advice.â
âAre you really this stupid, or are you just that skilled at trying to look like one?â
âIf I wished to deal with whining all day, Iâd have chosen to be a parent.â
âSpoiler alert: I donât give a crap.â
âTell it to someone who cares.â
ââŠI do believe thatâs the crappiest idea weâve heard yet.â
âIâm sorry, I fell asleep. Your droning will do that. Donât bother repeating yourself.â
âLadies and gentleman, may I present: the Darwin Award. Congratulations, you numbskull!â
âMaybe if you had just listened to me, we wouldnât even be in this mess.â