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zkac-deactivated20200610

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema

shinyfurret

UM

goldensunset

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

concerningwolves

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

monsieurenjlolras

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

gaysexofficial

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

hoodiegal

I'm currently rewatching House MD and this is incredibly fucking accurate actually.

Except that House looks a little panicked in the last two frames. That's inaccurate. He should just look incredibly serious.

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pocket-deer-belly

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

pocket-deer-belly

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rhymingwithpurple

oh my god

revretch

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

personalphilosophie

toskarin

possibly made my girlfriend's breaking bad viewing experience worse because every time walt stormed away from skyler to go see jesse I'd go "aughhg tired of the bitch wife need the boy wife" in a really bad walter white impression

twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023071

directors cut

lesbianamalvada

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

d0gg-rr4tt3zz

when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW

o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate

toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

foreveralone-lyguy

stand

my hero

autumnyte-old

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job.

Now I can comfortably lol.

soradiesinkh3

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

alexandra-erin

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

not-mitchell

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

cumaeansibyl

I’ve said it before: if scattered trash is a legitimate art installation, then cleaning it up is legitimate performance art and she should also get thousands of dollars for her incisive commentary

freedominthedarkmp3

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

pastelpinkcheeks

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

theriversdaughter

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China. One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot. The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.