Unleaded Document

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[kradeelav]

both drawn to life books are free to read on archive.org?? and downloadable as pdf???? what!! YO HOLY SHIT

a coworker yesterday was asking me about these behind my chair, and gun to my head, if you asked me what was the single best drawing book of all time -- it'd be these. there's a reason i keep them in irl arm's length.

not to toot my horn but i get a lot of comments about "believable life"/body language in my drawings, and i owe that to this book. Walt Stanchfield -the author- was one of the main mentors to a ton of the rennaisance era disney animators (Glen Keane, Musker, Deja, etc). this guy understands both the kinectic sense of how bodies move and squish/stretch, and how people "act", and composition/silhouette, and is honestly just a thoroughly decent dude.

some screenshots!

[scubaby]

#🧐

[owldude]

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

[marcineko-art]

If you have a goat OC please reblog this with a picture of goat OC I love goat OCS

[marcineko-art]

I will fill up this blog with goat OC reblogs

[justeppie]

Here's my goat! A commission and an old drawing of mine

[incredubious]

can I please get the Replying From Sideblogs Feature Please. im so tired of looking like this every time someone says something to me.

[hotpinkcollar]

im too tired someone draw holly's boobs for me

[justeppie]

On it, boss!

[marcineko-art]

Hey if anyone is interested in commissioning me, i am doing simple background + lightly shaded/flat comms for $70

Dm me on Tumblr to let me know if you're interested, provide me with references of your character + and description of what you want

(bonus points if you give me a silly stickman doodle of what you want me to draw specifically(i will save it on my PC and keep it bc it's cute))

I will only take 3 slots (0/3)

Here's some examples:

Rbs appreciated :)

[gaygraybles]

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

[poetfromthedead]

i'd be a fashion designer, tap dancer, and a meteorologist.

i'd also be president

this would make a damn good tag game like i wanna see other childhood dream careers

tagging @clover-honey-and-lemons @ch1ckpeapancake @panic-like-the-disaster-you-are @dorianslayyy

and everybody else who wants to join on

[hfhdbcjfkdndb-deactivated202507]

I shall be a Marine Biologist and a nurse

i hate those ideas now

(Also a shark but we dont talk about that)

@purple-glittery-tortellini @sleepy-vix @theoneofwhomisblue @cl1ck0fth3ba1t

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Holding fish

I will not elaborate

@ahamkaracature @ozi-uwu @glittergobin @fanterfloppa @raspberrypie4u @vevader3 @the-lumpfish-king @schasekk

[ozi-uwu]

evil scientist >:3 @puppygirl-hornyposting @anarcho-neptunism @mesothrax @slicedcheesegremlin

[yiffterrorist]

Not tagged but I'd be a criminal which, depending on the country im in, i already am 😎

@desert-mlm @maydup-naem @mausser1337 @terrencetheshark14

[terri-theslime13]

paleontologist I believe

@bakersfield-row @falsegrey @ahamkaracature @autistic-fuckwad

[bakersfield-row]

train driver c:

@teavyy @willowplantcat @keenkryptonitenut @limbobilbo @nonamehorse @jfk-blown-away-blog

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

I would be a doctor of some kind. Honestly, if there wasn't so much of a time and money sink for the schooling I might not have lost interest in it as much.

@3e3a33 @egyptianguard @boot2004 @fillinthebucket

[elie07-deactivated20260204]

explorer.

like of the jungle

@hyacinth82 @beyondgender @spookwitchghost @the-procrastinator-3000

[the-procrastinator-3000]

Astronaut

@nonamehorse @dysph0rickitt3n @b00bafina @chiacynta

[chiacynta]

I'd be an engineer inventing laser cameras, whatever those are

people to tag! @opathes @homosexualasstransbian @spinzzy

[ofieloafi]

A train conductor

@jessie-elle @imkris @empress-of-dark2005

[jessie-elle]

I think I'd be an astronaut

@aroace010 @a-shard-of-ace @iykury @highlyflammablebark

[sovereign-empress-of-sex]

Bush pilot and palaeontologist

@kiwibr0 @kooldewd123

[kooldewd123]

scientist or author

kinda doing some of that, actually.

@opposite-massive @charyou-tree @gemsweater @quinnactually

[charyou-tree]

Lol, I literally am a scientist! Its basically a dream come true.

I did want to be an astronaut tho...lets be real I still do.

@hummerous @tch-tchtchkaa

[pfaugh]

I was pretty intent on being god for a while but that's mostly because I didn't know very much about the economy. I wanted to be a writer after that, I think. I've never been very good at economics

@orthidork, @salix03, @scienceexclamationmark, @taulupis

[taulupis]

I wanted to be a paleontologist and to operate heavy construction vehicles

@tigerking-of-kings @helianthus-hellion @shadowkat678 @yewstronaut

[tigerking-of-kings]

it was like evil scientist id read a bunch of those frankie stein books as a kid & watched a lot of invader zim and was like i wanna do fucked up shit to people

@your-neighbor-bear @damnbluewires @slimereveler @ulfhethnar @treenostalgia

[unlicensed-dogtor]

Veterinarian or artist! Which, if I squint real hard, isn't too far off of what I'm doing now haha

@bjornkram @scarsmood @supehsoph @kanika-vargrhugr if you want

[justeppie]

As a first grader, I didn't think there were many jobs outside police officer, doctor, soldier and firefighter, and I didn't want any of those things, so I said reluctantly and unconfidently,in front of an entire school's worth of classmates and parents, "I wanna be a man".

Oh my how that has aged poorly, being a trans woman and all. If I were to be held to that, I'd be dead! Lmao

Tagging @sleepsucks @wis-arts-evil-corner @hogwild-ramgirl @bow-tie-cat @karaelia @merelyceph @meltymoth @redpanther23

[justeppie]

I made this image years ago. I now have an actual Dot Matrix printer, this was prophecy, I must fulfil it

[justeppie]

Tee hee, I have fulfilled the prophecy!

[justeppie]

It won't stop! aaaa

[justeppie]

I made this image years ago. I now have an actual Dot Matrix printer, this was prophecy, I must fulfil it

[justeppie]

Tee hee, I have fulfilled the prophecy!

[justeppie]

I made this image years ago. I now have an actual Dot Matrix printer, this was prophecy, I must fulfil it

[bleatnik]

Experimental MS Paint for lil__alopex!

[eppiexceph]

I want to print this on my Dot Matrix Printer and then scan it and see how it looks

[justeppie]

I have done it! Printed on my mid 90′s Dot Matrix printer, then scanned on my late 90′s scanner. I really like how it turned out, I should experiment with my own art and this, @bleatnik​ is a great artist!

[locusimperium]

[swan-archive]

locusimperium:

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 

Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 

Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares

1 cup unsalted butter, softened

1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.

Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 

Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.

Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

[brawltogethernow]

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

[davetheshady]

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

[mxxnlit-witch]

I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

[dduane]

Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).

[amyamychan]

The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.

[g1sunstreaker]

I’ve reblogged this before and I’m reblogging it again because I’m about to make it again tomorrow and I wanted to add my own tale of just how amazingly delicious it. it was SO incredibly simple to bake and with an extra dusting of brown sugar on top and served warm and soft they gift you with the taste of the nectar of the gods when paired with a small glass of milk. this image is from when I first made them a couple years ago:

GO. MAKE THESE !!!!

[mikkeneko]

Needed to make a dessert in a hurry to bring to Thanksgiving, and this recipe worked excellently. I did not have the right kind of sugar for the topping, so instead I used a packet of lemonade powder, which gave it a nice citrusy zing.

[five-rivers]

Making these for myself as a reward for doing the no fun thing I’ve been putting off. Added half a lemon of lemon juice and a bit more flour. Let’s see how it turns out. >:3

[five-rivers]

Verdict: tasty.

[dduane]

…These were very, very good. :) (Baked them in the “All Edges” Masterclass brownie pan.)

[petermorwood]

Confirming the goodness, though not quite yet the past-tenseness, since there are a couple left in the biscuit tin.

That’s not going to last because, airtight though that tin is, the butter squares have dried out somewhat in the couple of days since they were made. I had one and, while the taste was as good as ever, the texture was starting to approach that of shortbread.

So, make ‘em, admire ‘em and eat ‘em. That’s what we’re about to do… :->

I’m also wondering, since these are meant for Christmas (not that it stopped us making them in August) how some spices - cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg and maybe even a pinch of white pepper - would work in this recipe.

Something to try next time.

[justeppie]

I drew an impim who smoked weed and is riding one of those springy rocking horses that are usually at playgrounds because I was bored

[justeppie]

Seeing trans people that are accepted by friends are precious Seeing trans people that are accepted by their family are precious Seeing trans people that are accepted by coworkers are precious Seeing trans people that aren't afraid stepping outside are precious Seeing trans people that are able to be themselves in their own home and around their family and parents are precious

I wish I could have that one day.

[justeppie]

Happy disability pride month!

I baked a chocolate cake!

[justeppie]

God forbid trans women sit on the table to rest their feet

[justeppie]

This I drew in probably 5th grade, before I knew what a furry was, I am doing a redraw of it

[justeppie]

Here's the redraw! Enhanced by my modern self-image and identity, as well as years of practice under my belt