idk this is stuff I like to see on my dash @justforscrollin - Tumblr Blog

If you haven’t read Spell Shop yet from Sarah Beth Durst your missing out on a cozy fantasy romance where a librarian flees a burning library and sails home to set up a Jam shop it’s super cute.

This is Kiera and Caz fleeing the library

justcatposts

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

nitewrighter

frankierohugejorts

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

queerasaurolophus

why is it able to instantly liquify a bay leaf but struggles with garlic 😭

queerasaurolophus

it’s fine—I turned it off and started trying to fish out the bay leaf bits with a fork

queerasaurolophus

okay actually though. How bad is it really to have bay leaf in there?? looking it up

queerasaurolophus

Okay so it’s Not Ideal but I’m just gonna blend it more and Deal With It

queerasaurolophus

fuck.

queerasaurolophus

I’m giving the swiffer a 4/10 rating for its ability to clean ceilings btw

queerasaurolophus

DO NOT

biancodinera-deactivated2026011

wintersoldierfell

aegimeda

@definitelynotabanana

definitelynotabanana

[id for the first photo: similar to the second photo, but the fire is labelled “all the stuff i have to do” and the phone is labelled “fanfiction”. /end id.]

lustcannibalism

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

macbethheadband

Shakespeare 400 yrs ago: and then he pulls a pack of cigs out of his denim mini skirttttt

David tennant in 2011: omg yessss

caracalliope

cicanaci

<p>In one of Shakespeare's most loved comedies, Much Ado About Nothing, Beatrice and Benedick are adamant in their mutual dislike, while Cla

wisteria-lodge

hey -- he's not pulling them out of a denim miniskirt --

that pack of cigarettes is clearly tucked into the top of the thigh-high stockings he's wearing underneath the skirt

elogaming

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

hymnism

making a collection

putridghost

Wait I have more

acemingo

creature-crow-deactivated202512

brb trying this

hyenangel-deactivated20241224

itsqueenshroom

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

wooferdill

raideo

starshinebeaches

nylarac

ragsy

glowstickhaloboy

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

footlongdingledong

dankmemeuniversity

robertreich

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

theunicorncomic-blog

randomushroom

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

robertreich

I’ve been here the whole time.

spinningthehamsterwheel

Dear god, he's not kidding...

errantindy

Wait did Robert Reich make a Sam Reich reference?

slyandthefamilybook

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe

slyandthefamilybook

if you think this

looks better than this

you're part of the problem. I'm so tired of all the excuses like "oh they look cuter!" "why do you care?" THEY CAN'T BREATHE. People intentionally breeding these vehicles to give them health problems because they "like how it looks" makes me so mad

the-starlight-papers

Actually, flat faced buses can breathe fine! This is a case of convergent evolution, but the two types of buses are not genetically related.

Pointed nose buses are decended from trucks, and have their engines located in the front. This requires the larger nose in order to provide the space for the engine as well as adequate ventilation.

Meanwhile, flat nosed buses are actually descended from city buses (which in turn descend from trolleys), and were domesticated due to their greater maneuverability and capacity.

Contrary to popular belief, flat nosed busses typically do not experience breathing problems. Their engines are located in the back of the bus, with a large breathing vent located in the rear.

These buses also have a different structure to accommodate this change, typically including doubled back tires, a different weight distribution, and a change in location of the emergency egress door from the back to the left side.