Sorry future kids

Hi my name is Justin

[melonmemes]

[lord-kitschener]

Boy this doesn’t age well

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[onlinepunk]

Me every time I listen to linkin park from now on

[onlinepunk]

Me every time I listen to linkin park from now on

[woodmeat]

date a girl who talks in the tags

[cupsandcrates]

Dis me.

[woodmeat]

in the tags, sis

[paypals]

[ithelpstodream]

[fof2012]

That can’t be her real name but it fits.

Sincerely Mr. L. E. Phant

[jammespotter]

yeah the boy scouts allowing trans boys in is great! but don’t forget that girl scouts have allowed (and encouraged!) trans girls joining since forever and that girl scouts was created in DIRECT opposition to boy scouts as a liberal and feminist organization to symbolize a big fuck you to the gross, conservative misogynist organization that boy scouts was (and continue to be)

[hulklinging]

I do like that they’re finally changing, but fuck yeah to Girl Scouts for being awesome all the time and probably helping force the Boy Scouts’ hand, honestly.

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

The founder of Girl Scouts of America, Juliette Gordon Lowe, was a product of the Post Civil War South and admitted to being racist. But she wasn’t okay with it. She continued to force herself to confront her racism with an eye of self-criticism and to act contrary to her learned behavior. One time there was a parade where the local Girl Scouts were invited to march. At the time segregation was the norm and when the black Girl Scouts asked to participate the white troop leaders objected. They took their argument all the way to Juliette Gordon Lowe, expecting her to back them up, but Juliette Gordon Lowe supported the black Scouts and said that every girl, regardless of their race or ethnicity, should be allowed and encouraged to participate.

Juliette Gordon Lowe wasn’t perfect, but she always tried to better herself. She wanted the organization to do the same.

[allofmyfoolishways]

Now that’s how you do it. Self awareness, and holding yourself accountable. Damn.

[zumainthyfuture]

Legend of the Virgin King

Nigga made a spirit bomb out of virginity lmfao

THE BABY’S FACE!!!!

[queenciityconfidential]

BEGONE THOT

[noble-bop]

B E G O N E T H O T

[undertaleofficial]

he got 99% of that power from me

[bob-belcher]

[baawri]

[bellaxiao]

$30k bail for killing a child?..sounds about white

[tastefullyoffensive]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[justin-vs-world]

*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*

me: Nice

[dirtyhecker]

the best experience working in customer service that i ever had was when i worked at building 19 and they were going out of business. they got to a point where all sales were final and this rude asshole came in throwing a fit bc she couldn’t return some 25$ thing, and i was just in a state of total don’t-give-a-fuck and so was the store manager so i’m talking complete immunity to do and say whatever i wanted. so i told this lady i’d be more willing to help her if she’d drop the attitude and quit being so rude to me and she looked so -shocked-. then she started ranting about losing out on 25$ and i was like “i’m sorry you’re out 25 dollars but next week i’ll be out of a job, so i don’t actually care,” and the look on her face allowed me to ascend to a higher plane of existence. and that was my favorite day of work ever.

[superbilliam]

the dream.

[clawsfangs]