emotional baggage, but no tote

jess, 41 • mostly podsa

[justlikesomuch]

[consultingfujoshi]

the tragic irony of guillermo always being the one to oppose nandor's relationships with other people, UNTIL it's a relationship nandor doesn't actually want. the tragic irony of nandor always being able to rely on guillermo to save him from himself and his mistakes even when he himself doesn't realise it's a mistake or believes he doesn't want guillermo's help, UNTIL he literally wants guillermo to do exactly that and all guillermo is doing is wholeheartedly supporting what he KNOWS is a huge mistake. the tragic irony of nandor wanting someone to ruin his wedding so desperately, whilst guillermo is literally driving himself insane trying to make it perfect for him. the tragic irony of guillermo thinking he's done right by both of them by moving on and letting nandor be happy with someone else and not being jealous anymore, when really what nandor actually needs right now is that old jealous, conniving guillermo who will try to sabotage nandor's relationship for his own good. the tragic irony of nandor finally giving up on running away from his feelings and turning around, only to find that guillermo has stopped chasing him.

[fanficmemes]

Your parents have AO3 accounts?????

I mean probably a lot of them do!!! I simply do Not want to know about their accounts and I don’t want them to know about mine either snsnsnsmmsma

[funeralpunk]

my english teacher and i regularly discuss SPN and Harry Potter fanfic. she jokes about it in class and sometimes complains that the school firewall blocks fic sites. she has an account out there and i’m only reassured that my account does have my actual name on it but there is every possibility that she has in fact read one of my shitty fics

[naryrising]

I don't know how to tell you that many of the people who joined AO3 when it started up 13 years ago were, at that time, already grown-ass adults. If someone was 35 when they started their account 13 years ago, they're now 48. They could easily have kids in their teens or twenties. (I do, for instance. I had a toddler when I joined AO3 in 2009, and now I have a kid almost finishing high school, and am still on AO3.) And 35 is a relatively middle-of-the-road age - some people starting their accounts were definitely older. People don't stop having interests just because they're not teenagers anymore, and adults don't have to move out of spaces they helped to build.

[olderthannetfic]

Seriously. Lots of the early crowd are well into their 50s or beyond.

[my-random-fandoms]

I'm a 44 year old woman who's had an ao3 account since 2012

My fifteen year old has had one since last year. I know his user name but I've never read any of his fics. He doesn't know I know. I like to give him that little bit of privacy.

I really really hope he doesn't know my user name. And if he does I hope he's leaving mom's fic alone 😳

[fanficmemes]

[deliciousnecks]

What we do in the shadows  //  4.03

[justlikesomuch]

[gay-irl]

[worddevourer]

Actually, he’s only a himbo if he’s from the Himbeaux region of France.  Otherwise he’s just a sparkling dumbass

[littlemousling]

Title: Call It a Favor Pairing: Negotiated Favs/Ronan; existing Favs/Em and Rolo and lots of friendship and trust Rating: Explicit Word count: 4,912 Summary: Em helps her husband fulfill a very specific fantasy with the care and support of their friends.

Notable content: No content notes apply.

I’m really proud of this one; the blowjob is (I hope) pretty hot, but really the story’s about two loving, devoted couples and the various friendships among them.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21259889

NB: it’s locked to archive users for fourth-wall reasons

[thatswhoiwant]

“rnan is gonna end his book, dedicated to jonathan, with a sweet and poetic proposal, pundit gets a whole chapter and is an angel, paper=pundit confirmed, fran wants grandkids, finery and smoothies after ronan loses his job, we’ll get ‘it means that i love you’ and ‘i’ll take care of you, baby’, oh and then they’re gonna talk about this on psa&loli/rnan on colbert and say i love you and lvett cries!” - “anon, you mean well, but this fic sounds ooc. please reconsider.”

"i know AU is a thing but this is a little much"

[tommyandthejons]

Ronan’s type.

[captivamoon]

[machinecreature]

😠😠😠

[pundotheangel]

[podgifsamerica]

“metaphor.” “metaphor.”

[dogsofthepod]

listen I know we’re all about LOLI today but this made me laugh A LOT

[romansroys]

“let’s talk about the audiobook and let’s talk about one of the most important revelations of that book, namely, what you think i sound like.” 

[machinecreature]

iowa tommy might be my favorite tommy

[machinecreature]

top tommys:

1. iowa tommy

2. i love my wife and dog tommy

3. indignant ranting tommy

4. making a stink face for some reason tommy

5. meme loving fuck tommy

[machinecreature]

im fucking wheezing because tommy’s clearly cuter and also those are screenshots from when tommy was on peter’s cnn show from like 2016. does he have those files just laying around ????? hmm