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[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[washedupkam]

mail a letter to this address with your credentials and then go to the nearest body of water near you classified larger than a pond and look under the third biggest rock at dusk of the summer solstice and you’ll find a key. use the key to open a box that’s located under the tallest tree/plant within five miles of your home. in the box you’ll find a piece of paper with an encoded phrase. break the cipher to find out the phrase. then at midnight on halloween walk directly north for thirty minutes and a squirrel will come up to you. say the phrase and then follow the squirrel who will lead you to a hidden garden. you have found the rpf community and are now allowed to rpf.

[mythmagicetc]

when i was in middle school i probably thought that fandom becoming more mainstream would help me feel less shame but instead it’s like having constant 4D secondhand humiliation beamed directly into my skull

[nosurprisetome]

HRPF AFFIRMATIONS

SHAME IS GOOD

EVERYTHING IS OKAY IF IM DOING IT

ONLY I CAN DO MY PART TO MAINTAIN THE FOURTH WALL

IF YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE EMBARRASSED YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT

[etheltempest]

does anyone remember when the nashville predators spent years whooping our ass then luca cagnoni randomly showed up and saved the day

[nosurprisetome]

my truth is that if you can file the serial names off your fanfic and pass it as original fiction it probably wasn't good fan fiction in the first place

[knownqueerbaiter]

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

[hoshgay]

people need to realise there is a difference between a pr relationship and a relationship which pr exploit for views. willmack are the latter. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[boysharkmack]

[mlkba]

he’s so happy to drive a zamboni

[kyumo-02]

[superhaenyra]

will + mack

[superhaenyra]

no actually let's elaborate on it. wm are like throwing peaches on the grill for the hell of it, because they're in season and you're out there anyways. because it's summer and you barely go two days without grilling, and barely go a week without inviting people over. because when there's this much sun you have to share it. wm are late nights talking about everything and nothing. delirious from the exhaustion of just being in the heat for that long. wm are citronella candles that do fuck all at keeping mosquitos away. but lighting them anyways bc that's what you're supposed to do, and you just like the smell. wm are trying out a recipe you found on pinterest and kicking yourself by the end, not because you messed up cooking it, but because it doesn't look as nice as the picture. wm is buying every meat, cheese, and fruit to make a legendary charcuterie board, and realizing halfway through assembly that no amount of cornichons or honeycomb makes up for your sausage fingers and shitty knife skills. wm are secretly thinking the best mozzarella is the string cheese in your old lunchbox. wm are making big summer plans to be productive only to waste all your time watching reruns on tv. wm are eating chocolate covered almonds but not counting it as breaking your diet because nuts are a health food right? wm are a good balsamic vinegar, from the nice grocery store. a little goes a long way, but it's some people's favorite. wm are using bread to soak up the last dredges of your meal because you want it to last forever. wm are stone fruits, sweet bright messy. wm are taking a bite and not caring that juice gets all over your face and neck. wm are eating cherries until you get sick, so sick that you swear you'll never eat another, but you say that every summer.

[planetadfic]

No one talk to me

[scarycountry]

mack cornering rj the day before will lands in vancouver (they’re both vibrating with excitement the way a child would on xmas eve) like Listen. smit did not grow up with brothers who whaled on him nonstop so you can’t be rough with him. even as a joke. no idc that you’re 5’2 it doesn’t matter he’s still not used to that. and be careful with his shoulder. it’s not funny stop laughing. stop being a dick i’ll kick your ass. NO I’M NOT GOING TO WIGGLE FOR HIM. don’t fucking tell him i wiggle when i get excited he doesn’t need to know that. because the wiggling stays at home there’s no wiggling in san jose. go fuck yourself that’s why

[scarycountry]

the wiggling better not ever come to san jose btw. i don't want to see that shit and neither does my good friend collin graf

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

[aceofpans]

"theyre only friends" ONLY friends??? oonllyy friends??? friends is one of the most amazing things you can be

[maxknightley]

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of