Disco Lemonade

27, Illinois, He/Him, Bear Cub wannabe, occasionally NSFW, ♒️sun, ♎️moon, ♈️rising, my aesthetic blog is theneonmeadow.tumblr.com

[funkyness]

good news everybody!

i’ve killed god

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

don’t take credit for the things Sam does

[funkyness]

[retrogamingblog]

Photos from the new Pokemon Center that just opened today at the Jewel Changi Airport in Singapore

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pulchrabelle]

Someone finally recognized him

[7nessasaryevils]

[meatpower]

Someone: weed is not for everyone and it can trigger psychotic, paranoid and manic episodes in some mentally ill people

Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait:

[cleopatronising]

legend

[pettycentral]

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The “let’s keep in touch” is TOO REAL.

[chewbacca]

Arrested Development (2003—)

[anxietyproblem]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

When you breed a white twink and find out he’s a trump supporter so you go in to take your load back.

[frosslasss]

[dante-heller]

“Time to reflect on my life choices…”

“Dear Diary:”

“AGGGGGGHHHHHH!”

[talinexa]

Y’all if you haven’t seen Birth By Sleep For Beginners… it’s a must-watch and absolutely hilarious

That’s what this quote is from and trust me the whole video is just as funny and even funnier

Show the licorice-bodied jerkwad what’s good y’all!

[juststonecoldgay]

Power and glory to @superbutterbuns on YouTube

[abandonedandurbex]

Abandoned horror set

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[happybecauseofgrace]

the moon knows.