to live would be an awfully big adventure.

24. ENFJ. she/her.

[mossworm]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[iworkinretail-myguy]

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

[gen-zee]

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[fedorathexplorer]

[theconcealedweapon]

[fakehistory]

US President Donald Trump’s Immigration Policy (2018)

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is Overthrown (44BC) - COLORISED

[amitybeans]

Detective Pikachu.

[meritaflower]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[joleneghoul]

No offense but can ya’ll like also normalize trans guys that DON’T bind.  Like there’s guys who don’t want to, choose not to because of the risks, and guys who CAN’T because of medical reasons.  Not every Trans dude is wearing a binder 24/7 and some don’t ever. 

[reedtoknowbasis-deactivated2025]

Titties out is a gender neutral look.

[antique-scarecrow]

Titties out is a gender neutral look.

[smooththegoofyshark]

TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK.

[the-plague-system]

TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK AND ALSO MY FAVORITE CLEO-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-SHIT-PATRA PORTRAYAL

[jaskaliina]

I’m a nb person (maybe even a dude? idk i’m constantly trying to figure that shit out) and i have chest dysphoria, so personally i can’t do tits out, but HELL YEAH TITS OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK FOR ANYONE THAT’S COMFORTABLE W IT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TIDDIES OUT IF YOU WANT THEM OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK

[mentalgator]

TITS OUT IF YOU WANT THEM OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

👏TIDDIES 👏 OUT 👏 IF YOU WANT 👏 THEM OUT 👏 IS A 👏 GENDER 👏 NEUTRAL 👏 LOOK

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[roundinviciouscircles]

Unfridge your wives 2018

[oliverqueenlance]

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

[bendingsignpost]

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people

american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really self-righteous about it. right jesus?

[anxietyproblem]