Kristalliseer

27, South African in the Middle East and ~90% beard at this point. Ask for Instagram if you want it. Sometimes can be NSFW so 18+ only please!

[justthenorm]

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Aw thank you! ☺️☺️☺️

Sorry that I saw this so late….

[5norlax]

Let’s go to the beach beach beach… nicki minjaj

I met @justthenorm and had a pretty good time

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[trappedinavelociraptor]

world heritage post

[post-store]

$27.99

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[seilnakyle]

Lara Croft reading notes from someone who died from traps or monsters in the tomb she’s currently raiding: rip to that guy but I’m different

[therealpeaches]

And she is

[ly0nheart1]

AND SHE IS.

[sgtbaker]

zuko sketch ill eventually finish

[gay-irl]

[aysweezy]

[onlyhams]

all the hottest bitches play skyrim

[je--ne-regrette--rien]

[kermitlesbian]

i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄

[great-and-small]

-my cat when I yell at him for running around the house as fast as possible at 3am

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

bitches who believe in astrology are so fucking stupid haven’t you watched the pokemon movie where mewtwo explicitly says the circumstances of your birth are irrelevant

[ginkotree]

*goes to make a personal post* actually you know what never mind better internalize this shit

[omghotmemes]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[possumoftheday]

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: The kitchen sink!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[depsidase]