[ourhasretgultekin]

[catboybiologist]

Come for the woman in the cocktail dress, stay for the looney toons ass production

[kitsnicket]

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

[aflo]

[christianstepmoms]

[ikuina-takashi]

yeah

[kaijuno]

[heterocephalus]

FEELING SPIFFY.

[annadelveys]

maybe instead of making another post about hugo or tolstoy or whoever who went off on “unrelated tangents” in their books instead of focusing only on charaters and plot development… why dont we take a step back? maybe dont believe the book editors on twitter who are trying to persuade you that books need to start a certain way (in medias res -_-), that you must cut out 90% of your adverbs, that you need to cut out every scene that doesnt ‘fit’ your narrative perfectly etc since all these people are only saying this because theyre paid to discover new hunger games or w/e. 

novels are genuinely so much more than snappy YA books you can read in a single afternoon… why are you so afraid to just. indulge. engage. why do you mind reading the war scenes in a book called. war and peace. why do you mind victor hugo taking you on a trip through paris history. why do you expect every book to hold your hand and walk you through a Sharp and Well-Defined Plot with no side quests? live a little, babe!! 

[justtheworstguy]

The Forest at Night

A Tale of Aging and Dying

Here’s a short story I wrote about dementia and growing old. Give it a read!

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Dear Apple...

You have awakened a sleeping beast. Our war cry will ring throughout the world, an unending dirge for the girls and the weed we’ve lost.

We are Superwholock.

We are Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons.

We are Steven Universe.

We are Bee Shrek Test in the House.

We are Danganronpa.

We are the Hunger Games.

We are Karl Marx and Frederich Engels.

We are Lord of the Rings.

We are Undertale.

We are the Once-ler.

We are touching butts and buying pizza.

We are One Direction.

We are BTS.

We are Marvel.

We are Avatar: The Last Airbender.

We are Gravity Falls.

We are Free!

We are Ouran High School Host Club.

We are My Little Pony.

We are Dan and Phil.

We are Loki.

We are Spamton. We are IBS Warriors.

We are flower crowns.

We got the booty.

We are all of that, and much more.

We are Tumblr.

[carolinskyy]

We are unprofitable

[justtheworstguy]

Eight Men Contemplate the Heat Death of the Universe

a short story

This is kind of a long short story I wrote recently, inspired by a fundamentalist christian cult that hung out in the town where I went to college. It’s one of my favorite things that I’ve written and it’d  be real neat if some of you checked it out!

[justtheworstguy]

A lost episode of Bojack Horseman, restored for your listening pleasure

[justtheworstguy]

The Seething Coast

by George Murray

A spooky short story I wrote about confronting mortality at a young age! Give it a read!

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[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

like to charge reblog to cast

[justtheworstguy]

The Content Button

Listen to The Content Button on Spotify. We hacked into the Secret Hollywood Archive to provide you with the TV episodes that the LA bigwigs DON'T want you to see. Hosted by George Murray, Logan Carr Howard, and Liam Wurtz. (Joke, Parody, Etc)

NEW PODCAST! If you watch a lot of TV and like to laugh then boy oh boy do I have a show for you. Here at the Content Button, we hacked into the secret Hollywood servers to get you the TV scripts that the bigwig producers DON’T want you to see. Every episode is a fully produced TV script from YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW! Episodes so far: High School Musical: the Musical: The Series: The 9/11 Special Supernatural: The Ed Sheeran Episode How I Met Your Mother: Barney Does Chaos Magic Scooby Doo: The Gang investigates JFK Gossip Girl/Lord of the Flies mashup 13 Reasons Why: Reefer Madness New Girl guest starring Rumplestiltskin The Witcher: The Epic Highs and Lows of High School Swordball Phineas and Ferb: Ferbcoin Friday Night Lights/Eyes Wide Shut mashup Give it a listen! Very funny very cool! New episodes every week and a half or so Idk

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[possiblityforjoy-deactivated202]

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

[filthyprotozoan]

YOU HAVE NOT A NAME FOR WHAT I AM.