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I’m leaving the site again. Don’t really see much point in staying.

Bye

iwannabealice

jason: i think we should get a divorce

steph: what are you doing?

jason: just practicing

steph: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

jason: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

steph: you don't even have a girlfriend

jason: hypothetically divorce me

steph: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

jason: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

jason, to duke: it's called a prenup, right?

duke: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

steph: who the fuck is this guy?

duke: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

steph: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

steph, to tim: right? we can get those, right?

tim: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

jason: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

tim: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

steph: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

jason: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

steph: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

reemillustrated

snoopy encourages you to buy a new book!

lifepro-tips

Free Map of the United States

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positiveautistic-deactivated202

Just a reminder in case your mind is playing tricks on you today:

You matter. You’re important. You’re loved. And your presence on this earth makes a difference whether you see it or not.

screamting

AU where the Justice League forms like usual, except Batman maintained his “totally a myth” status and has in fact been active for years before the JL forms. He’s very cautious about trusting them, but still joins, and the others sort of accepts that as long as they trust that Batman has a really hard time with trust, it will all work out in its own weird way

Then, one day, in the middle of a JL mission, the League gets in a tight spot. Out of nowhere, this blue and black blur swoops in and saves everyone’s ass. Maybe breaking some shackles that were proving very difficult, maybe disarm a bomb that the League was just a hair’s breadth too slow to reach without help, but whatever happens, the shadowy figure pauses just long enough to say, “Hey, Batman, you know you there are these things called cellphones now and you can just call sometimes, it doesn’t have to be this dramatic?” and bounds away after shouting ‘let’s do brunch! Bring your new friends!’

Batman is mortified.

No one lets it go.

The entire rest of the mission, the whole League is asking so many questions. Who was that? Do you know him? How do you know him? What’s going on? I didn’t know there was a vigilante in this area?? They don’t let up until he talks.

“That was Nightwing.” Batman is mumbling. The JL forces him to bring them to the Brunch. Brunch happens to be in a run-down apartment on the edge of a bad neighborhood, at five in the morning, in costume. Nightwing introduces himself as Batman’s lovechild with justice.

“I did not realize Batman had a child,” Martian Manhunter says, calmly enough that no one’s sure if he’s accidentally plucking a really loud thought out of the air or if he’s trying to make a joke.

Nightwing stares for a moment falling over laughing. He doesn’t get up. Batman starts trying to apply anti-Joker venom but Nightwing just kicks him and laughs until he cries. He keeps trying to wipe his eyes and his mask keeps getting in the way, so he asks everyone to leave so he can please get a hold of himself

He is still laughing when they leave. Everyone is confused. Batman is furious. Nightwing manages to breathe long enough to say, “We’re just so glad you’re socializing now, Batman.”

Superman turns to look at Batman very slowly. “…’we’?”

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So…I did it. I came out of the closet on Facebook. I didn’t specify what, but I did it.

And I’ve gotten nothing but support so far.

#coming out #pride month #lgbt pride #happy pride everyone

lifepro-tips

Add a pinch of salt to your coffee grounds to reduce bitterness.

Source: reddit.com/r/LifeProTips

jvoorhees1946

I actually tried this today. While it wasn’t bad per se, I didn’t care for it.

#coffee #must have coffee

gogh-save-the-bees

If you cant reblog this go ahead and unfollow me bc there is no argument here NO ALWAYS MEANS NO

witchthewriter

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

a/n: all are sfw except for Tig’s, so minors … don’t read Mr Trager’s part. Oh and swears

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one-with-the-tree

TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

everythingfox

He’s helping

(via)

thoughtcascades

Even if we don't talk, I hope all of you are okay.

drabbles-mc

Juice is totally alive and as soon as Roosevelt blackmailed him, he told the club. As it stands, everyone’s chill and living that settled down period that Gemma described to Tara as “downright boring.”

Now that that’s settled and it’s 2022, what do you imagine are the SOA boy’s favourite apps on their phones? Does everyone have an iPhone and who’s the type to need the newest model at all times? And if someone uses an android, do they get teased for it? 👀

I'm screaming over this entire idea.

Jax 100% gets the newest iPhone when it drops. No doubt about it. Opie has an iPhone but he will only update it and get a new one when the one he currently has completely stops working. He doesn't like change so he will run each phone into the ground before swapping it out. About 90% of the club also have iPhones but it's mostly because Jax just pitches it like it's the thing that makes the most sense and of all the things that they could argue with the guy about, what kind of phone they're going to use isn't going to be one of them.

Juice uses an Android because he doesn't trust Apple. And yes, the guys tease him for it relentlessly.

Happy still uses a burner phone. Tig is the only one who gives him shit for it and lives to tell the tale.

Bobby loves Pinterest. The number of recipes on there are endless. The only thing he can't stand is the fact that he has to scroll through everyone's life story before getting to the goddamn recipe.

Juice is a menace on twitter I can feel it. I just know that about him. Also he definitely had a streak going on Duolingo but he doesn't tell the guys about it and he has the app hidden in a maze of folders so they won't find it and make fun of him for it.

Happy borrows Juice's phone to play games on it. Candy Crush wasn't ready for Happy Lowman but Happy Lowman was ready for Candy Crush, you feel me? 😂 (Also Happy definitely found the Duolingo app on Juice's phone but he ain't no snitch so he's never said anything to anyone, including Juice.)

I just know that Jax stays scrolling on Instagram looking at models. I don't blame him but I will mock him. His profile is post-workout selfies and pictures of his bike. Some photos of his kids scattered in there maybe. He is the kind of man to have approximately five million things in his notes app.

These men are so fucking chaotic I feel like I'm going to come back and add more to this later but this was some serotonin that I've definitely been needing 😂

tumbleweed-writes

Chibs spotting Reader holding a knife: "No, come on, lass. Violence isn't the answer."

Reader lowering the knife: "I guess you're right."

Reader raising the knife again: "Violence is the question and the answer is YES."

Chibs : "Lass, no."

Reader: "LASS YES!"

Happy standing in the background: *Proud*

tigtrager

New photo added to shared album

Over the last few months I have been watching & studying #SoA in order to create a timeline for the show. If you'd like to check it out you can access it here: