This will never not be funny to me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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@jxff-the-killer
This will never not be funny to me
due to personal reasons i’ll be going back to sleep
up the wolves - the mountain goats
@jxff-the-killer
just found out my entire personality is a trauma response
not to be a brat or anything but sometimes i just need to make him upset so he can talk to me in a stern, condescending voice. put me back in my place and teach me to always respect and obey daddy
@notmyfatherssins
it's always "be the bigger person" and "the best thing you can do is be happy" and never "how was the blood-soaked revenge? the blood-soaked revenge looked fun."
I fucking LOVE when it’s requited love but they’re both dumbasses!!!!! Yeah they’re both head over heels but they can’t see the other ones heart eyes this trope makes me WILD
@notmyfatherssins
@notmyfatherssins Continued from (x)
Jeff raised his brow, quite shocked (and rather amused) at having been caught. “If you have to ask I think you heard me, bud.” He spoke with an ever-so-charming grin, despite the venom behind his words. “One day you’re going to annoy the wrong person and they’re gonna come for you.”
cheers to me doing whatever the fuck I wanna do
when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly
Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts
Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes
Me, a romantic Romantic: gives my beloved the skull of my enemy with roses in the eye sockets
There’s nothing romantic about selfishness. Give your beloved the skull of THEIR enemy with roses in the eye sockets and a tender and poetic love letter
You’re right. I’m a fool. Can it be both our enemies skulls to show that I can care for them and fulfill my own goals as well?
true romance means you probably share at least one enemy with your chosen, so just use one of those
If you can’t find any locally grown sworn enemies, store-bought is fine
A note about shipping with me
I probably already ship it
not that I deliberately start rp'ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it
you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay
I will never pressure you into a ship
if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior
if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.
that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.
ships are usually in their own seperate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.
if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life
xoxox i love you bbies
Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+
friendly reminder that even if i take ages to reply, i still want to roleplay with you
“Loneliness is like starvation: you don’t realize how hungry you are until you begin to eat.”
— Joyce Carol Oates, Faithless (via quotespile)
it’s complicated–
plots based on songs that talk about the opposite spectrum of love; dysfunctional relationships through the good, bad, and the ugly.
MAKE IT BETTER | by anderson .paak → after being together for years, muse a and muse b’s bond slowly begins to unravel. they’d first met at a young age, where everything was new and exciting, and it was so easy to fall headfirst into the concept of love. as a result of growing up and growing apart, they lose interest in the things they once shared, their communication becomes nonexistent, and the excitement is gone after settling into a boring routine. as they reminisce on their younger years, the couple is faced with an ultimatum - create new memories and make them stay or walk away?
LONG TIME | by blondie → muse a and muse b have been on and off since the start of their relationship. they can never seem to call it quits, and even during their ‘off’ periods they continue to communicate and fool themselves into thinking they’re just friends. muse a continues to pine over the other when they’re not together and always hopes they’ll get back together, even to the point of sacrificing their own feelings to look after muse b. on the other hand, muse b is more preoccupied with chasing cheap thrills and one night stands, but through the hurt and negative emotions from those temporary flings, muse b always finds their way to muse a for comfort because it’s ‘safe’.
PERSONAL | by emotional oranges → here the relationship was never defined. as far as muse a is concerned, their ‘relationship’ so far has only been short term and never discussed being exclusive. with that being said muse a does as they please - going out, getting high, seeing other people - and they don’t see anything wrong with it. in muse b’s mind they’ve been seeing each other for a few months, which leads them into believing they’re official despite not having the talk. of course, muse b takes muse a’s behavior personal and often lashes out on them. often times muse a finds this amusing and purposely finds ways to rile up muse b.
ROBOCOP | by kanye west → muse a is almost convinced they’ve lucked out with muse b. at first glance the physical attraction is there, but muse a had no idea that muse b would turn their life upside down. deep down muse b is riddled in insecurities and is often paranoid that muse a is cheating without any proper evidence. at the same time muse b also feels entitled to everything pertaining to muse a - they become a control freak, checking up on muse a’s whereabouts, looking through all of their belongings, and can’t accept the fact that muse a has a personal life. muse a gets fed up and tells muse b to change their ways or it’s over.
COMMUNICATION | by arin ray ft. dram → muse a has emotionally checked out of their relationship and no longer feels like muse b loves them. they couldn’t be more wrong, because muse b continues to try to get through to muse a in an effort to prove their love. despite all the promises and saccharine words spoken by muse b, muse a maintains their distance and refuses to budge.
KEVIN’S HEART | by j. cole → muse a has their partner - muse b, who is supportive, loving, and spouse material. despite this muse a can’t stop themselves from chasing after things that could be detrimental to their relationship. whether it be drugs or one night stands. whenever muse a chases after their desires, they feel better about themselves as it helps their ego, but it puts a strain on muse b in the process. muse a keeps trying to convince themself and muse b that they’ll change their ways because they don’t want to lose muse b. but muse a is an addict and turns to doing their dirty deeds in private.
SOMEONE ELSE | by emotional oranges → in a long term relationship, muse a slowly becomes awry. they’re turning into someone with a different character and morality than the person muse b fell for. disappointed who the other has become, muse b tells muse a out of spite to find someone else if they’re unhappy with their relationship. bitterness ensues when muse a follows those words and cheats on muse b.
GHOSTIN’ | by ariana grande → muse a is in a relationship with muse b, while still being in love with someone else, and muse b knows they can’t compete or compare to them.
PENDULUM | by fka twigs - the beginning of this relationship begins with sweetness and terms of endearment, but over time this relationship remains stagnant and never develops past the superficial. as muse a falls deeper into an attachment with muse b, they don’t view this relationship on the same level. muse b patronizes muse a, only seeing them as something for show or someone who he can come to when its convenient. the entire relationship is a facade, and muse a begins to see that and questions why they’re in love with muse b - after investing energy in this relationship only to receive nothing in return.