this bitch empty yeet

jay//18//any pronouns

[valtsv]

im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

[cumdumpstiel]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[cumdumpstiel]

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

[leslielemonlyman]

[blackpyrefly]

this is what he does instead of drinking

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[61below]

Yeet the geese

[capetowncapers]

“I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count”

[jxydme]

i’m the geese

[hotfriend]

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

[bringmoreknives]

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

[prophetcreek-deactivated2023040]

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

[iwatobigreg]

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

[dykeactivities]

those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers

the secretary who is Tired

finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)

singing songs u learned in middle school language classes

the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

[imnotasweetie]

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

[nightborne4life-deactivated2018]

This all sounds so fucking weird…

[jasonbarfex]

You mean this isn’t normal

[jxydme]

bruh

[c0rpseductor]

i was in hot topic like 2 days ago and im immeasurably angry every time i go and more of the, like, 3 square feet of space in HT is dedicated to fucking funko pops and disney merchandise. half the rack of band shirts they used to have is GONE and replaced with like bnha shit. please i just want a nice edgy band shirt or like some skinny jeans or something

[c0rpseductor]

this is an emo rights violation

[c0rpseductor]

i feel like a grizzled old cowboy in a shitty western watching the death of cattle herding culture every time i go into hot topic and the tripp pants are missing

[jxydme]

i thought i was the only one but apparently it’s all of us that have been feelin this way

@hottopic get yr shit together

[blackfairypresident]

btw even drug addicts deserve welfare lmao most your tax dollars go to supporting warfare overseas and nuclear costs. welfare hardly puts a dent into all the other shit this country wastes its money on. help addicts live long enough to get clean & support programs to help them

humanize drug addicts. theyre people just like you. you are no better than them.

[redredwiiine]

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

[sashawiremarryme]

you ever just feel like walking out into the desert to rebel against the corporatocracy?

[jxydme]

did you mean: danger days, 2019

[ninjabikeslut-deactivated201605]

[radicalgraff]

“No love fore the Police!  NYC . Seattle . Oakland”

[valtsv]

post-apocalyptic wastelands are a criminally underused gay romance setting

[valtsv]

no homophobia, just 2 lesbians, their dog and the horribly irradiated mutant creatures they encounter during their travels across the blasted wastes of civilization

[foulserpent]

mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river

[official-kircheis]

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

[taylortut]

[oppa-homeless-style]

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

[miintedhaze]

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????

[nergooland-deactivated20190218]

Here you go.

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[ithelpstodream]