Merp

I laugh.

[kiwi]

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

[thickness-protection-program]

Google watching me type “pocket pussy popping rigorously in car exhaust gif”

[lyingfigure]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[catchymemes]

Been to the gym three days in a row. You probably noticed.

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[babyanimalgifs]

A young polar bear cub filmed over the first 83 days of her life

video via Columbus Zoo and Aquarium

[allthatglittersgirl]

I don’t know about you, but I needed this purity in my life and on my timeline.

[princess-kidatheart17]

@disney-lover01 @prismaviolet

[wendimydarling]

Guys I laughed waaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]

[glasmond]

[fredredrika]

[ijustlikevideogames-deactivated]

why is this so funny

[sweetmalkah]

Rare footage of me

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[k-kleplaughs]

You can accidentally make a baby but you can’t accidentally make a pizza. That’s so messed up.

🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[tellyjpg]

i’ll respect you more if you tell me exactly how you feel.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By dailypurrr

[k-kleplaughs]

How on earth do you begin to trust your SO after he cheats?

[k-kleplaughs]

I’m so tired of feeling empty inside.

[annushorribilis]