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Yes, it's scary. But you're brave.
the way shane’s brand deals and ad campaigns made him much more recognizable to non-hockey fans, jeopardizing his ability to have much of a sex life apart from ilya, while also ensuring that ilya was taunted by images of him year-round…the way shane spent the my moon my man montage getting more famous and more awarded and more celebrated and, simultaneously, more and more ilya’s
spot the difference
kiri's guide to posting on ao3: the main text
hiii guys. for pretty much no reason I decided to write up a… guide, of sorts? talking about how I post on ao3. my credentials in this game is that I’ve posted on ao3 since 2016… and that’s it. I am truly not an expert here, and I’m not even going to say that my methods or thoughts are correct… it’s just what I do. nonetheless, I thought it would be fun to share, and honestly sometimes when I post fic it feels like I’ve forgotten how I’m supposed to post anything, so this is kind of a guide for myself, more than anything. this is going to be tentatively 4-5 separate posts: this one, as the title suggests, discusses stuff regarding the actual main text, i.e. the actual body of the fic, and the other sections are going to be about different aspects of metatext (titles, tags, summary, etc.)
okay. all that said, let’s go under the cut to talk more!
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!
You know, good on him for just rolling with it.
Obsessed with Ilya struggling to straddle Shane for a second bc Shane's first instinct after being pushed onto a bed is to spread his legs
we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist
My question is, how did he know Ilya would be down there at that particular time. It could have been a coincidence. Or, did Ilya hang around on the other side of the bar while Shane circulated and then brush past him on the way out, whispering "one p.m., I may go to the pool".
Or did he follow him from a distance and casually catch up with him in the lobby by the elevators, Shane's heart pounding with the question of 'What if he follows me to my room. What if I just follow him to his?' But Ilya just says under his breath, "I am thinking of going for a swim in one hour. Did you bring bathing suit?" He did, and he has to quickly rub one out in his room before he goes down there because anytime they've ever talked for as long as they talked at the bar was directly adjacent to sex so good it was religious experience. His body is fully pavloved (and in love, his body fell in love at first sight and the rest of him was not far behind, he can admit that now).
Or did Ilya text him a picture of the pool, from a lounge chair, his feet and hair shins visible at the bottom of the frame and Shane knows they are his a) from context clues and b) he has sucked on those toes and the humiliating heat of the memory melts him. Ilya didn't even ask for it, they were just there one time when they were immediately post coital and collapsed tangled awkwardly on the sheets and Shane was glassy and limp and non-verbal from three orgasms but still needed a part of Ilya inside him so he nuzzled his way over blindly like some fresh pup and suckled, which drew a delighted chuckle out of Ilya, then a moan, then a summons to Ilya's tits where Shane kept sucking and the things Ilya said next turned over a rock in Shane's libido, and the things that crawled out then, Shane hasn't had the guts to look at since.
But maybe, he thinks as he washes his hands and squares his face in the mirror. Maybe one day soon if they don't fuck this up.
Heated Rivalry — 1x02 ⤷ VEGAS BATHROOM
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Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯
ilya wanted to always make him happy // forever if you ask
that man was all up in shane’s crease
i love neurodivergent jock slut bitch shane hollander
shane’s fantasies: free use gangbang creampie dp deepthroating
ilya’s fantasies: my husband sleepy. my husband wearing glasses. my husband blushing. my husband freckles. my husband
ilya happy trail and bush ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
ilya physically moving shane around (insp.)