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Damn I missed you, Tumblr. 🤣

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this has reduced me to tears
Like a cat, I have wandered far and wandered long, just to find my way back here....And then I see THIS shit.
Damn I missed you, Tumblr. 🤣
THEmaster.png
#InYourVillageRaisingTheDevil #YOLO #LOLNOTREALLY
Pffffft XD
The level of extra that the Master puts into his schemes is genuinely amazing
Especially when according to multiple stories he can just send psychic messages to the Doctor so he could just be like “Gonna do some evil, meet me in Devils End if you want an asskicking” but no he just contructs these utterly amazingly ridiculous plans all in the hope that the Doctor will show up and he’ll get to mess with them
he’s dedicated to what he does we have to give him that :D
I really hope the new Master comes back for some crazy Third Doctor style hijinks one day, instead of the more dark plots like the Simm Master had. Both are good, but I think it’s time to go back to the whacky side of the Master. And I so want to see this poncho worn by the Master again. It’s so flamboyant.
<3 I am here for villain! Ponchos and whackiness :D
Oh my fucking lords. I can't ever look at this Master without giggling. He looks like my old man!
Slade Wilson in Titans Season 2 Episode 1
The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."
7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"
Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER
THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE
1. He Went to School with Snape
2. Got taught by Snape
3. Became part of the Staff like Snape
And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like
"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."
The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book
People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong
Snape is 31
Hagrid is 63
Professor Mcgonagall is 56
Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33
Dumbledore is 112
Do what you will with this info fam
You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.
Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21
In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')
lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)
snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.
@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic
this is amazing
saw this in the comments on a post on facebook, jodye seems like a great person.
A real life example of someone using a superpower for good
Chaotic Good.
I read this as
my Cemetary School Teacher
And I just
Died
😂😂😂😂
Ready, aim, mew! (via Nostrilcake)
ハリネズミとカワウソ
tf is up with crowley’s pockets
HIS HANDS DON’T FIT IN THEM JKDFHSDJKFHS
He wears women’s trousers. Leave him alone.
#crowley (in my fic) 6000 years ago when aziraphale first invented pockets:#haha neat it’d be a shame if something were to ~happen~ to them#crowley now: heCK#local demon cannot stop inconveniencing himself with own wiles (via @dwarven-beard-spores)
Crowley: I will make all women’s pockets smaller so they’ll have to spend more money on purses and fall victim to capitalism, can i get a wahoo
Crowley literally the next day: Oh tight, look at those skinny jeans
someone mentioned ragamuffin Aziraphale and now I just have this mental image of Aziracat gently grabbing snake!Crowley in his jaws and just. carrying him around
They’re going on an adventure to save the world
Marvel rly made some choices when they gave chris hemsworth AND tessa thompson tasteful armor skirts but let Tom Hiddleston’s meat just fend for itself in a pair of leather pants
I was really hoping we were gonna talk about the powerpuff girl color coordination going on
i just want ganondorf to come back hot is that too much to ask
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horror story
a Vulcan/Betazoid hybrid
I don’t even know how that would happen? Like a bad mix up of a Pon Farr and The Phase happening at the same time?
A Betazoid MILF entering The Phase and a Vulcan entering Pon Farr walk into a bar. Neither expects the presence of the other, but it’s like a bolt of lightning as both their telepathic abilities are triggered instantaneously. The bar has to be evacuated at once because there is no separating them without specialized equipment.
They have a terror baby!!! A menace!!! An obnoxiously in-your-face, knows-your-business, emotionally maladjusted nightmare baby!!!
Betazoid intensly thick wavy-to-curly hair vs Vulcan insistance on bowl cuts
F I G H T
[singular] y’all
[plural] all y’all
3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all
4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll
Finished my Gargoyles buttons! Man this show is still so great even 20 years later.
Disability benefits should be the equivalent of a full time job on living wage. Things don’t cost less because you’re disabled - in fact you often have additional costs of living. You shouldn’t be forced into poverty because you are disabled.
Before anyone comes in with ’ but then ppl would lie so they didn’t have to work!’
Two responses
Universal basic income + better wages is the way forward
Who fucking cares? Not me. This insistence that ppl lie to get benefits and as a result benefits should be a fucking pittance that it’s humiliating to apply for just fucks over disabled people and is inhumane
Added to this:
No retesting of permanent disabilities.
It is huge stress for people with autism or lost limbs or so forth to be retested, especially when they’re often denied - every two years or less - their benefits and forced to appeal and then get back what they originally had (or less) … it’s weeks without income, which has sent many people homeless or forced them into short-term loans and debt they can’t escape. It’s barbaric.
Also, payments made during appeal - if they don’t deserve the cash, they can repay over time, but if they do then you’ve stopped them from going into debt and/or being made homeless. The whole system needs a huge overhaul, especially with the assessors being paid per person chucked off the system.
It’s absolutely dehumanising to say the least.
And no more marriage/cohabitation policies so that people whose only source of income is those benefits can use them to contribute to a partnership instead of having them yanked away on the grounds that “your spouse can support you now.”
Make basic living income a thing.