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★Neptunic, grayromantic, asexual, genderqueer & a minor!★ ☆Currently focused on: Invader Zim, HALO, Hail, True body, Red vs Blue, and TF2☆ ✪NSFW and Queerphobia DNI!✪

[kade-is-here]

witty title for an intro post

>Hello! My name’s Kade and I’m a professional cardboard muncher :3

>it/him :] neopronounz include ai/ai/ais/aiself and bot/bot/bots/botself ^_^

>Asexual, grayromantic, and neptunic(attracted to women, feminine nonbinary people, and nonbinary people :])

>MINOR!!! NSFW, Basic DNI Criteria, transabled, and proshippers DNI!

>Sideblog: @kaineandthebirchtrees

>Autistic; please be nice :]

>Special interests include Red vs Blue, Hail, True Body, TF2, Invader Zim, and some Halo.

>I am a therian(canine/wolfdog service dog and a shrimp. A fucking SHIMP ->🦐), robotkin/aikin, and wingedkin <3

>I speak English & I’m learning Hungarian :3

>i ❤️ banana bread <3333333333333

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

can your fandom be summoned with one sentence?

yes

no

idk

results

Remaining time: 7 hours 35 minutes

ex- waiting for something to happen?

[astronautbeans]

it’s all yours

[freekgeekazoid]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[teathattast]

[brattylikestoeat]

[spazzsoph]

happy pride month :]

[depsidase]

[kuroneko4276]

A cake mix plus a can of soda equals a bakeable cake which requires no eggs or refrigeration and which can be baked in a common dorm-room or office sized microwave in a ceramic dish. The food pantry doesn't always have eggs for free and eggs can't always be fit into a budget, plus some people have egg allergies. Frosting can be managed by taking a second can of the same or a complementary flavor soda (not-diet works best,) pouring about half to two-thirds of the can into a small saucepan, heating it until it simmers, stirring constantly and either adding scrounged packets of table sugar or slowly pouring in and blending the rest of the can once the heated, simmering soda reduces to a thick syrup. This results in a delightful, breakfast-pastry-style glaze, which firms nicely upon cooling and which, if you can pour a little of the syrup into a sandwich-sized Ziploc, cut the corner off and pipe quickly, with efficient lines of cursive, possibly adding part of a Kool-Aid packet to the Ziploc to dye it first, yes, it can be used to add 'Happy Birthday' and a name.

My students taught me this recipe. Many have experienced homelessness, food insecurity, eviction and worse.

I teach middle school.

This recipe, incidentally, frickin' slaps. They particularly recommend ginger ale with a yellow cake mix, then Sprite for the icing, and another one "it's very rich, so make it in slices about this big [holds hands like so] for lots of teachers, you do Dr. Pepper with chocolate cake mix. It tastes SO good, ma'am. You can taste the canela under the chocolate and it's just [says something very positive, but I'm still learning kiddo's first two languages.] That one, you don't even need frosting. It's just great." His cousin pipes up: "Remember the time we put nuts in it?" "Aw, yeah! They weren't real nuts, ma'am. You know how [gym teacher] has [packets of unshelled sunflower] seeds for snacks, you can win 'em? We got those and cut some up, then mixed them in so it was like coffee cake." "Protein for gains." "Mama said we did great and she actually ate breakfast."

Yeah, so, the soda crackdown is attacking birthdays and Mother's Day for the kids who will do extra pushups or clean the classroom to win a packet of sunflower seeds so their mom can have protein for gains and a coffee cake that looks like the ones at church.

I'm not saying the people behind it are evil in choosing to treat people like things and prioritize their own big feelings-driven wants over fellow humans' needs, including emotional and mental health -but I will consider the possibility, out of Christian and humanist charity, that they may instead simply be deeply and profoundly stupid on a level normally regarded as unfortunare when noticed in dogs.

Mainly, they are missing good cake that can be made in a break room. Kids are smart. Let them teach you things.

[kurhanchyk]

????

[kurhanchyk]

if this was in celsius it would be very quiet on the internet in a hour

[undeadringers]

its called house of leaves because you leaves the house

[zyzix]

[jackiefactotum]

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

[girl-blorbo-polls]

is your girl blorbo physically disabled/chronically ill?

yes, explicitly

yes, from the details i've gathered from canon

not canonically, but i headcanon it anyway

no, but she is mentally disabled/ill

no

Is your girl blorbo physically disabled/chronically ill?

Yes, explicitly

Yes, from the details I’ve gathered in canon

Not canonically, but I headcanon it anyway

No, but she is mentally disabled/ill

No

Voting ended onMay 29

[kade-is-here]

pros of going by it/its pronouns:

when somebody tries to dehumanize you by calling you them, it doesn’t work

cons of going by it/its pronouns:

nobody wants to call you them because they “don’t want to dehumanize you”

[qillermeme]

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[mino2aur]

got yelled at by three guys on a lime scooter while i was walking home. hello

[mino2aur]

evidence that they were being homophobic:

heard them say "hey look it's a gay guy" before i put my other earbud in

evidence that they were not being homophobic

it was three guys sharing one lime scooter

[mino2aur]

got yelled at by three guys on a lime scooter while i was walking home. hello

[mino2aur]

evidence that they were being homophobic:

heard them say "hey look it's a gay guy" before i put my other earbud in

evidence that they were not being homophobic

it was three guys sharing one lime scooter