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ig @fatalmemo

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

[loiswasadevil]

The Sadness of Lois Griffin Stimboard

[ftro]

siblings cute

[berlogauwu]

ma bebe

[wiiwheel]

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[samwiselastname]

[kushblazer666]

[hatesville-deactivated20250228]

beating the fuck out my husband because I can’t remember my Etsy password

[anteultimate]

screaming and throwing up on it

[blanchebees]

Some watercolor xenos

Tip jar

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[actavissyrup]

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[halondrus]

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

[halondrus]

hill

[dullahandyke]

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

[capacity2]

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

[howlingatthemoon3]

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

[capacity2]

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

[pinene]

Does anyone want me

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Spilosoma lubricipeda genome assembly, chromosome: 20 Common name: White ermine

[labgrownmeat]

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

[juuni-byou]

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

[juuni-byou]

puts my elbows out like wings

[labgrownmeat]

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

[juuni-byou]

cluck on that thangg

[valmillion]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn