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made a discord server for shakespeare’s history plays (and the capital-h History behind them)! all are welcome!!

Check out the shakespeare’s histories (and related content) community on Discord - hang out with 10 other members and enjoy free voice and t

#shakespeare #shakespeare’s histories #henriad #rose tetralogy #richard ii #henry iv #henry v #henry vi #richard iii #edward iii #king john #coriolanus #julius caesar #antony and cleopatra

copperiiii

Ok brah

heartandmusic

neiljostenpussyindulgence

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

horribly-precise-transcriptions

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

methodical-coffee

Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner.

nextlevelsmp3

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

samshepard

greg: well um, on the one hand it would seem quite prudent to listen to those uh three spectral women we just met in the woods, but on the other hand, I'm not sure if they were being, you know, literal about you becoming thane of cawdor?

tom: GreEeg. Your children shall be kings.

greg: oh for sure, but uh I'm currently more interested in like -- not being involved in a murder plot currently, but...

#succession

blemgoid

THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

ring2002

just one more look at your open wound bro pleaseee i promise i wont be weird this time

#william beaumont and alexis st martin

heartofstanding

It's Histories Ficathon time once more!

Once again, it is time for the fic exchange for Shakespeare's History plays - the Henrys, the Richards and even a John - and the history that inspired these plays.

This year, your mods are @kafkastan and myself @heartofstanding. After six years, @skeleton-richard has stepped down as mod (if you follow his tumblr, you'll understand why) and I want to thank him for his hard work over those years and wish him a speedy recovery.

Sign-ups and tag nominations are open right now and will close on 31 May. Assignments are due 30 August and works revealed on 5 September, authors on 12 September. These dates are subject to change if extensions are needed.

Sign up here!

bytedykes

fingering his plot hole

bytedykes

this site is so easy

#william beaumont and alexis st martin #sorry

c3rvida3

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

swiftrunnerfelidae

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc. An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc. At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

c3rvida3

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?