Oh Dear Jesus! (The Musical)

Formerly SassyGayCuddleMonster.

[gothicprep]

[zsnes]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[pugs]

[danbutt]

[victorious]

[catchymemes]

Every group project ever.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

thot VANQUISHED

[whatthebec-deactivated20150323]

[violaslayvis]

Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me:

[hachistuff]

[rosewater1997]

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

have you guys considered hobbies

[retroactivebakeries]

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

[swampfevercapital]

have you considered skincare

[ignorance-is-injustice]

Someone do the triangle where you can only pick two.

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

[carldangerous]

Reach for the stars, get all three

[everydaysagreatday]

[cocksuckercaleb]

In case you didn’t know, the first gay couple married in the chapel at West Point.  They are both apache helicopter pilots.

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

thank u cocksuckercaleb

[icameas-roman]

Everything about this post is a blessing

[hustleinatrap]

[dialgaarchive-deactivated201812]

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

Be seeing double before the beating even starts

[glowysweetfab]

😂😂😂😂😂

[justsomeantifas]

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

[robobun]

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

[justsomeantifas]

💅

[aggrokawaii]

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

[amuseoffyre]

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

[notanadult]

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

[murderxbaby-deactivated20190102]

It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.

Projection is a hell of a drug. 

[dick-graysons-left-butt-cheek]

[myleremoss]

[relishboi]

do you ever see someone and just think they really do just look like that huh

[relishboi]

god just be making anyone now huh

[stalling]

Me after the orgy my bf and I hosted:

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[kscotter]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[newyorkcityhomo]

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

[msflamingo]

Today in questionably placed quotation marks

[nourishyourturtleheart]