Simply Me.

You know that crazy horse girl that every school had that would've tamed dragons if they were real and taken over the world? Yeah well I'm that girl. And I will take over the world with or without dragons, just watch me.

[weakmoves]

[shanastoryteller]

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

[oneheadtoanother]

[kristina100000]

horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying...

[resilienttbastard]

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[wizardjpeg]

oh i am so genius

[wizardjpeg]

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

[microphonefiend]

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

[librarycard]

i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him

[ythok]

Op looking at a broken toaster

[librarycard]

i cant do this anymore

[teenagerposts]

video game enemy: *heals self*

me: how dare you

[toastbutteregg]

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[dear-ao3]

[lagozze]

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

[i-dont-like-milk]

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

[doubleca5t]

[princessmo]

mike's hard past couple of months

[phantomaestro-deactivated201812]

I’M GONNA PISS

[kokkuri3]

Anyway I ended up looking up what Anthy wrote, since it wasn’t a word I was familiar with (and I’m familiar with a few Japanese renditions of ‘dumbass’)

Anyway what Anthy wrote wasn’t ‘dumbass’

It was CUMBRAIN

[pinkprettycure]

[mothmaninist]

I felt like this specific moment needed to be shared 

[anancientmariner]

The Oompa Loompas once Todd Howard falls in the Chocolate River