Collage of Crap

[whitepeopletwitter]

[en-futubandera]

[joshpeck]

truly could’ve never guessed what was to happen in the second half of this 5 second video

[ilovegodwyn]

[fuks]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sokkalore]

[welovegamingz]

The future of gaming is here..

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

[one-time-i-dreamt]

animal petting

[melonmemes]

[warchiefwindrunner]

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

[stopaskingformykik]

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

[warchiefwindrunner]

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

[godtechturninheads]

[galactides]

[xtec]

me protesting this dumb trend

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dark-waves]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Tis the season

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

I love seeing carefree fat girls enjoying themselves

[aestheticlovers]

You could say “big” or “thick” girls and not fat

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

Anyway like I said I love seeing carefree fat girls enjoying themselves

[justcameron1]

[aftrlaughtr]

if i was gonna be born ugly awkward and unloveable couldnt i have at least been born with money so i could constantly fill the void

[lopmon]