[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[ghost-point]

I cut off your legs, steal your wallet, and slap you with a fish

[inbabylontheywept]

i dont need my legs to bite you, my wallet has 1 credit card in it that i can cancel, i like fish, and i loooooove getting slapped.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I hate being sick. I have a fever and every single one of my knees aches

[dragon-in-a-fez]

wait knees is the brand name I forget the generic

[leo-fie]

Hinged joints I think

[dragon-in-a-fez]

aye that be the bitch

[holespoles]

Yutaka Murakami's "Foreign Books and a Kitten"

村上ゆたか「洋書と子猫」

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[memewhore]

[turnabout]

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

[wordfather]

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[jadeseadragon]

Repost @wildestnatureview

Black Leopardess with cub

[rosie-tyler]

Hannah Waddingham as Rebecca Welton

Ted Lasso | 4.01

[everythingfox]

Must not be separated

[blignick]

Weighing foster kittens..they understood the assignment..🐈🐾😍

[lynati]

The most helpful kittens ever- and I'm not saying that sarcastically this time!

[mothman-etd]

Always fun being married to a witch.

"We need basil from the store."

"Oh do you want pesto for dinner?"

"No I need to hex someone on discord."

[mothman-etd]

"It was a bay leaf, not basil."

"Like I know these things."

[thebibliosphere]

First of all, it wasn’t someone on Discord. It was multiple people in my DC Dark Legions game.

And second of all, I’m not hexing anyone. I’m telling the fae folk. The bay leaves were just an offering.

[sewickedthread]

Have you tried on a milk & honey soaked bread with a note tucked inside? That usually grabs a fae folk's attention.

[thebibliosphere]

I am allergic to all of those things so I don’t like handling them. But it’s fine. I grew up here. My dad once left me at the fairy mound unattended on accident. They know I’m good for it.

[keltaithecrafty]

Was your dad trying to get a witch child? Because that's how you get a witch child.

[thebibliosphere]

I’ve told this story before, but in his defense, he thought I was riding on the back of my brother’s pram being pushed by my mother.

When he realized I was not on the back of the pram he started to make his way back up the hill only for me to toddle on down on my own entirely fine and unharmed. He looked down at me and said, “well, they either didn’t want you, or they didn’t want you back.” Then told me not to tell my mother 😂

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[tolkien-feels]

Elrond: Let's maybe not swear a binding oath to keep jewelry away from an Ainu at all cost. Let's maybe. Let's maybe just like, pinky promise to do our best. Trust me on this, you don't want to swear any oaths

[warrioreowynofrohan]

I find this moment very interesting not just because of the Oath of Fëanor but because of what it says about oaths in general.

Because imagine that all of the Fellowship did swear to go with Frodo to Mount Doom. Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn would have felt obligated to abandon Merry and Pippin to the orcs to go with Frodo; who knows how the Ring could have used that guilt to twist them. Gollum would never have had the same dynamic with Frodo, because he hated Aragorn. Gollum wouldn’t have been at Mount Doom to destroy the Ring. Aragorn wouldn’t have been there to take the Paths of the Dead. Minas Tirith would have fallen. There would have been no march on the Black Gate that cleared a path to Mount Doom by distracting Sauron.

“No oaths,” means: the world is larger and more complex than you know. You don’t know that the thing you’re swearing to do will turn out to be the right thing, the best thing, in every possible circumstance. Have the humility to recognize that complexity.

[tathrin]

@thecryofthegulls you can't leave this in the tags.

#I love how so much of Tolkiens philosophy goes back to that point #the humility to recognize the complexity #or in other words that you might not hear or know the whole music

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[potatochangbin]

i saw this posted on pinterest and i NEED to add the funniest comment ever