To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
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the court finds you breached your duty of care
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that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
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only a partial judgment for you
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The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…
(SLAM) (SLAM)
THROWNITY OUT!
Willy Wonka’s factory was a literal deathtrap of OSHA violations and the plot of the movie was him hot-potatoing ownership on someone else before he could be caught and fined millions of dollars a day.
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