The 1920's Bakery

Welcome to hell. I reblog art, political shit, and very dumb memes. All while having the worst political takes ever, especially with a deep burning hatred of Leonid Brezhnev.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Man wakes up in a slum with no memory of how he got there.

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[badjokesbyjeff]

The owner of a seafood restaurant sends one of his sons undercover to his rival's restaurant

The owner tells him to get a job as a cook, and figure out the recipe for his rival’s famous clam chowder.

The first day, the son comes home with a basic list of ingredients that the rival uses. They try making it, but it doesn’t turn out the same. The owner sends him back.

The second day, the son comes home having watched the rival chef prepare the chowder. They try again to make it, and it’s close, but the consistency is off, it’s too watery. They try to figure out what they’re doing wrong, and the son realizes that he was distracted for a minute while the chef did something.

“He must have added a secret ingredient, one not on the list, while you looked away!” concludes the owner. He sends his son back for a third day, this time telling him not to take his eyes off the chef for a second.

The son comes back the next day excited.

“You’ll never believe what I saw!” he says. “He did have a secret ingredient, it’s a piece of paper!”

“A piece of paper?”

“Yeah, he keeps a stack of printed paper in the kitchen. It’s a bunch of Wikipedia articles he’s printed out, of various movies. When he makes the chowder, he tears out the synopsis of a movie from one of the articles and puts it in. It’s the strangest thing, but that’s the secret ingredient.”

“Ah,” says the owner, “the plot thickens.”

[meltingiguess]

goddammit jeff

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[kaksimov]

@i-starving hey remember when you told me I shouldn't join tumblr because you thought it was dead

[dailydetectiveking]

Hold steady.

[hylianengineer]

There is one very important thing I need people without major dietary restrictions to understand: the distress caused by allergies, celiac disease, and other food restrictions is largely not about the food.

Do I miss some foods I can't eat anymore without getting sick? Sure, but that's not what really bothers me. What bothers me is being excluded from a huge portion of human social life of which food is a crucial component. What bothers me is the stress and social stigma of trying to figure out what I can safely eat. What bothers me is the amount of extra work and cost that is required of me to identify, obtain, and prepare safe foods. What bothers me is people treating my needs like a nuisance, as though I chose to be like this - as though their brief inconvenience to check an ingredients list is unreasonable, when I deal with this every day of my life forever.

I don't miss the food that much. I miss not having to worry about what I eat. I miss freedom. I miss when trying new foods and new restaurants was fun instead of a minefield. I miss not having to plan my entire life around the need for safe foods.

Food is such a basic human need, and a lot of people don't really need to think about it. When your danger foods can be anywhere and everywhere, suddenly your entire life revolves around avoiding them, and it massively sucks. You get used to it and it's not a big deal most of the time, but then you go to a new restaurant, or your office has a potluck, or you've been invited to a party and suddenly it feels just as miserable and exhausting as it ever has.

[kartprowler]

it has been way to

[guerrillatech]

Black panther poster. Just as relevant today

[jingerpi]

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME. POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE. ASK YOURSELF, WHAT KINDS OF A WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS? IT'S A WORLD WERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, A WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SAT- ISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.

THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PR0FITS, THE WORK WON'T GET DONE.

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation

[cattoonxd]

Child of war

[kookydoodleky]

Sketches for practising and trying out some brushes

[serpexnessie]

Ouija Board

[megbanned]

Cheeseburgerrrr

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dollmaycry]

[laserbobcat]

I drew @vicaly 's mermaid Leshycat! Can't resist the buff sea snake. While I saw various designs of Big Shape Leshy™, Vicaly's one is the one that made me go "WAIT I can give him pecs and a jawline???" so a crucial elements of my current design. Say thanks Vicaly.

I said before that I really like the heat trope... But I always avoid the icky lack of consent and play it for comedy hehe (and softness) I was gonna draw smut but my love for comedy striked again...

Also fuck hiding everything behind a cut, this is just some kisses and comedy I'm not censoring it. I use to not censor shit if it wasn't explicit, I'm getting back to good old habits.

[bigbeaverstudio]

Uzi Doorman - Murder Drones

[strawberrypan1c]

[kub1k2005]

I'm currently obsessed with murder drones, so I tried drawing them for the first time

These're really rough sketches. I'm not entirely happy with them