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[kaleidoscopek19]

You know this, man! 👌✊👊 #Hades #HadesPromo #HadesLife #HadesPromoter #EventPromoter #Promoter #BadassMiracleWorker #MiracleWorker #Badass #ProfessionalBadass #OfficialJobTitle #Badassery #WeMakeShitHappen #PartyPrincess #PartyProduction

[kaleidoscopek19]

I love the bae life 💜 #Bae #BaeLife #Blunts #AllDay #EveryDay #BluntsAllDayEveryDay #StonerBitch

[kaleidoscopek19]

I would like to file a formal complaint... #Unicorn #Seriously #Dafuq #DafuqIsDisShit #Shenanigans

[kaleidoscopek19]

True Love 💖 #KennyPowers #EastboundAndDown #Love #RealLove #RealTalk #MakeMeCum #Timehop

[kaleidoscopek19]

I promise to call you Big Papa 😉 #Pizza #PizzaDaddy #PapaJohn #BigPapa #FreePizza #PizzaSlut

[kaleidoscopek19]

Timehop, u r a motherfucker! #RIP #BridgePuppy #SleepingDogLie #Brothers #Lions #GoldenRetrievers #Copper #Whopper #Rusty #Fuhvy #NeverForgotten #RainbowBridge #IStillMissYou

[kaleidoscopek19]

Puppy Kisses 💖 #Goldendoodle #FluffFluff #FluffyCuddles #CouchCuddles #Captain #CaptainMyCaptain #PuppyKisses #LiveLaughLove #DogDaze #Dogsitting #Timehop

[kaleidoscopek19]

Twisty Baby Boy #Goldendoodle #Morgan #LoveHisLife #FluffFluff #FluffyCuddles #TwistyPretzel #Dogsitting #DogDaze #Timehop

[kaleidoscopek19]

I love his life 💖 #Goldendoodle #Morgan #FluffFluff #FluffyCuddles #CouchCuddles #Dogsitting #MemoryMonday

[kaleidoscopek19]

My Big Black Baby 💜 #Timehop #Dogsitting #FluffyCuddles #CouchCuddles #Goldendoodle #Captain #CaptainMyCaptain #MyBigBlackMan #JewCurls #MemoryMonday

[kaleidoscopek19]

When people make ignorant comments like this.... How about shut the fuck up cuz what's right is not always socially acceptable #Jew #Jews #JewBlue #HidingJews #Law #BreakingTheLaw #StopBreakingTheLaw #Perception #TimesChange #Outlaw #Irony #Ignorance #HoldYourTongue #WorryAboutYourself #SocialSanction #DoTheRightThing #DoYou #FollowYourHeart #CarveYourOwnPath #LetsBeAnneFrankHere

[kaleidoscopek19]

Cali Life #NBD #NoBigDeal #DidYouFeelSomething #Earthquake #Weather #Disaster #California #Vacationing #Geography #SimiValley #GoBigOrGoHome

[kaleidoscopek19]

Like the last unicorn... #DyingBreed #RareBreed #Eyebrows #Natural #RealHair #RealHairDontCare #FakeEyebrows #Unicorn

[kaleidoscopek19]

All my moods are shitty #Mood #Moods #Moody #Shit #Shitty #Old #Tired #Sober #DontHaveTime #TooOldForThisShit #TooTiredForThisShit #TooSoberForThisShit #DontHaveTimeForThisShit #AintNobodyGotTimeFoDat #NotHavinIt

[kaleidoscopek19]

Not so tight butthole??? #LooseButthole #Fisting #Fingerbang #Decal #Minivan #TwoInTheFront #FiveInTheRear #MinivanMilfs

[kaleidoscopek19]

Call Tipsy Tow, call a cab, call a friend, just don't be using ur one phone call to find a sober friend to pick u up from jail when u get a DUI! They will probably b drunk or passed out by then and jail is cold as shit, especially in formal wear and during a freeze warning! Stay beautiful, stay safe, and stay out of jail! And if u r sober and someone asks you for a ride, go get them! Pay It Forward! #Blitzen #Tipsy #NewYears #NewYearsEve #DontDrinkAndDrive #SoberRide #StaySafe #MakeTheCall #PlanAhead #PayItForward #TipYourDrivers #EndTheYearWithoutFear

[kaleidoscopek19]

New Year's Eve last year in Arizona for the last night of 2013 before heading to an epic house party with so many of my amazing friends. While I certainly won't be dressed this revealing in Cali this year with both high wind and freeze warnings, I intend to have just as good of a night, if not better! So ready to go all out at the Big Night San Diego New Year's Eve Gala with my besties! All drinks included??? All memories will be hazy :D #NewYearsEve #NewYears #Arizona #Timehop #Throwback #Memories #WhiteGirl #Fishnets #SparkleBooty #SequinShorts #Fascinations #Fuschia #TubeTop #VictoriasSecret #Sparkles #Pigtails #Redhead #ArizonaWinterWear