greetings! it is i! 🥬 anon!!! and i came here to share a krii7y au i made up recently:
so it’s a space au, think of the twos heavily bodies gameplay but adjacent to how they acted towards each other. smitty is captin of the ship and john is co-captin but doesn’t have as much control. i was also thinking about adding matt as a comedic third wheel where he’s on earth but contacts the two to make sure they are doing their task and are safe and sound. he can also sense the tension between the two (both anger and romantic) and tries to subtly tell the two that they might as well kiss.
john and smitty UTTERLY hate each others guts with such a passion. im talking they will PURPOSEFULLY kill each other while being on the ship, MULTIPLE TIMES. they fail each time and dont even try to report back because they always know one has just as much dirt on the other. smitty would definitely rage bait john a lot and watch him blow before being like “careful now, let’s remember im your captin here.” john would just plainly insult smitty and smitty would take too much offense cause he cannot see himself as an “dumbass idiot” in his words.
smitty doesn’t like john because he feels as though he’s too care-free and isn’t taking this job seriously but rather as something to get more publicity and money. in reality (for the most part) he’s upset at john being able to grow up with a daily normal life with normal friends and family (in my au, smitty grew up as the ‘honors kid’ so his parents would basically restricted him from the outside world for him to study and do assignments). john hates smitty because of his stoic yet cocky behavior and higher leader which often makes john think that smitty is being too controlling and doesn’t deserve the role but rather john should have it himself. in reality, john envy’s his ‘perfect life’ of being the smart kid in class, having so many friends and money (although john’s life was normal compared to smitty’s, he didn’t have many friends or just much in general in life for him. hence a reason why he decided to be an astronaut.)
maybe in a scene where john keeps ragebaiting him saying shit like “oh look at you getting so mad, i bet you wanna kiss me oh so bad!” and smitty in a fit of rage says “YEA! MAYBE I DO WANNA!” it’s silent for a moment before john questions what he just said but getting no response as smitty just silently leaves and ignores him. and john will NOT stop bugging him about it and smitty refuses to speak up about it. or just toxic yaoi 👀👀👀
or maybe for a brief moment they get along when they realize one of them is feeling homesick and they share the same exact way so the two just vent for a while about their life and that’s when they realize they don’t actually have the ‘picture perfect’ life they wished they had instead of this.
there’s probably more i can say but im too tired and i wanna go to bed. thank you SOOO MUCHH for liking my previous prompts i really do appreciate it :^) i’ll probably come back tomorrow to add on to this au cause i might actually write this
🥬 you always leave me with gold and for that i will never be able to thank you enough for choosing to share your aus and ideas with me
i love this so much, as i always do with your ideas. i think this could both be hilarious and absolutely heartbreaking in the little moments with them and i think that's what makes it so good. thinking they're so different (which they are!) but coming to together and talking about the similarities between them to feel more human again is so 🤌
10/10, amazing, love it. toxic space yaoi turned maybe a little less toxic but it can't be that healthy at the end of the day has a special place in my heart
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