Mummo lumessa

Lempi ruokani on kana ja ranskalaiset kermalla she/her

[nippelitietoturva]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[homunculus-argument]

do you have chicken nuggets in finland or do you guys eat the awebo every day?

It's illegal to hunt them this far south, and they don't sell that kind of seasonal game meat in grocery stores. You can, however, buy a tube of reindeer pureé and spread it on your toast.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Some of you are Protestant as hell when it comes to gender not gonna lie

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Being miserable does not bring you closer to your preferred gender

Suffering does not bring you closer to your preferred gender

You are not better or more trans than someone else because you've suffered more

You deserve to be able to talk about and get support for the bad things that have happened to you, you deserve a world where those bad things stop happening. But the bigotry directed at you isn't what makes you trans, it's the joy you get from being the truest version of yourself is what makes you trans 🫶

[the-haiku-bot]

Being miserable

does not bring you closer to

your preferred gender

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[homunculus-argument]

Every time I get irritated on the internet and feel like climbing on a soap box and making a formal PSA announcement of "quite many of you should actually shut the fuck up sometimes", I remember that I am on the internet and in order to stop hearing all of y'all opinions about everything at all times, all I've got to do is shut this hell apparatus off and go be somewhere else.

[commes-des-femmes]

top gear’s ‘celebrity in a reasonably priced car’ bit was by far the best recurring celebrity guest bit to ever hit television. watching some famous actor or comedian race a lap in some used 2000s chevy is a delight we may never see again

[annomalysstuff]

The queen of england died after the 2024 tumblr sexy man was announced

The pope died after the 2025 tumblr sexy man was announced

So... who's dieing this year?

I hope it's trump

[catboy-artist]

I think it will be an elderly world leader in the western hemisphere, based on the last two victims of the tumblr sexyman poll

Of course we only have two data points so that should be kept in mind

[the-haiku-bot]

Of course we only

have two data points so that

should be kept in mind

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stephanleyhes]

one of these is not like the others 🙈

[tarhatati]

lapsi: meiän piti laittaa kotona rasvaa ku mä olin niin rapea

mä, hetken ajatellen jotain rapeaa kanankoipea kunnes välähti: ... tarkotatko että sun iho oli kuiva?

[birondragon]

kun menet juhannusyönä pyörimään alasti kukkaniityllä, voit borrelioosion aiheuttamassa kuumehortressa nähdä tulevan puolisosi

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[beemovieerotica]

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember