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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

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And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

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Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

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Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

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My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

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Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

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By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

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This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

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Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

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[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

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I’ve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today

The days all run together, I haven’t changed my shirt We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt

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honestly this is a bop-

like seriously, your voice is beautiful and hearing these lyrics to a nice creepy tune really made my day

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Ring Around The Rosie wasn’t crowd sourced, but the new plagues deserve the new cultural reply.

I will teach this to your grandchildren.

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im thinking about them (honey bear bottles)

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women be downloading pdfs

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And men….don’t….?…?

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no men can’t read

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Happy No Neck Crow Wednesday

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Two more months

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The Firepod is the world’s first truly portable stone baked pizza oven and grill. Available in 4 unique colours. The Firepod does it all.

Time for firepod memes

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Amazing

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Before and after

Idk what caused me to do this. I was just desperate to make a meme.

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It’s beautiful

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Hold up, imagine this.

You’re cooking tide pods on the fire pod with your AirPods in

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Forbidden hot pocket

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Meme the fire pod

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firepod, watch out!!! they’re gonna meme you!!!

oh no it has airpods in it cant hear me

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🔥Fire-Pod Meme unlocked, boys!🔥

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Here’s a transparent picture if anyone needs it

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there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.