“fuckin’ greasy, boys.”

great big dirty milkers

[brownpau]

“Fucky, something is.”

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[kalyptso]

😛 oh

[kalyptso]

😊 still good.

[kalyptso]

🤤Oop

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Tiffany Valentine Ray aesthetic: her contribution to the goth girl community… literally invaluable. who was doing it like her

[sleepy-nostalgia]

Lindsey Weir from Freaks and Geeks.

[sleepy-nostalgia]

freaks and geeks, 1999

[browneyeslouis]

Uhtred: thanks for agreeing to see me.

Alfred: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.

Uhtred: I don't have time for a history lesson.

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA (2008)

[tesb]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “Flooded” (2001) Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) Doctor Who: “The Poison Sky” (2008) Black Panther (2018) Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[hungwy]

tumblr posts in mla format

[hungwy]

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

[sentada]

[evilscheme]

dude you have x’s for eyes are you ok

[wvlanvaneck]

the scene in jennifer’s body where she smears foundation all over her face in a desperate attempt to feel any semblance of normal after her body being violated and taken over by a demon and literally losing her humanity and the only way she can even think to fix it is to cover herself in makeup because that’s how the world wants to see girls and that’s what she’s been taught to do her whole life >>>>>>>>> fight club, american psycho, all marvel, anything by question tarantula ari astor or david fincher, any movie created by a man ever

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the raven (1845) - edgar allan poe

[actual-mothman]

op change ur fucking url

[therandomninjakitty]

[kalyptso]

99 is still the 90’s

[shitslytherinssay]

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say (Year 3): #2

Gryffindor: You really need to start being nicer. Christmas is about being kind and spreading holiday cheer.

Slytherin: Ok Cindy Lou Who.

[tattoodmen]

[fierce]

[kalyptso]

That’s in OKC Oklahoma