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[toastbutteregg]

[expensivemagiccc]

[biglawbear]

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

[tytoalbion]

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

[sunderwight]

My mother keeps the nicest drinking glasses in the cupboards that have the glass front panels, so that they’re easy for guests to see, and it ends up hilarious because it looks like such a Display Case for Fancy Stuff type setup that without fail, everyone she knows well enough to have visit her will go straight past the pretty drinking glasses so as not to mess them up and open the next cupboard which contains ugly mugs and weird spares and end up drinking out of like, faded Winnie the Pooh sippie cups, or the ancient soup mug that’s shaped like a rooster.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[charl0ttan]

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[logarto]

Your dad looks gnc af

YOURE INSANE

[aropride]

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

[someofusarequeer]

I gotta google something real quick

[someofusarequeer]

who named this bird

[ttrraasshh]

[meowstyle]

just because i like something doesnt mean its good

[skluug]

There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

[tsunflowers]

I started reading this manga called dinosaur sanctuary set in a world where dinosaurs are like any other zoo animal and this panel made me scream

[zeravmeta]

[thadeeliv]

[thetyrannosaur]

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[tvrded]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[airmetsierra]

[natalieironside]

*sassy gay friend from a 90s sitcom voice* Well, Mr. Emperor, I wouldn't mind having a 'heavenly man-date' of my own

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[sneasels]

they put crack in fire emblem or something bc whenever i describe it to customers it sounds so boring but when I move Gerbardo WarCrimo to D7 I’ve never felt so invigorated

[komaedasrottinghand]

My crew may be small paranoid neurotic terrified of one another constantly scheming one another's demise and otherwise debilitatingly mentally ill but we have fun together