„t.h.m.“

Tomer // 20 // Israel // military prison commander // he/him // hella gay // polyglot (English, Hebrew, learning German, Korean) // K-Pop stan (sideblog: soorealkiller)

[bearren-blog]

Å̦̬̥͍͉̭̐͟͝R̻̲̲̩͕ͦ̽ͫ͡E̹͙̼͔̰̭̥͚ͦ͐͝ ̶́͏͉Y̴̱̤̣̽̾̂̈̓́̚Ǫ͉̊̂ͮ̅ͥ́Ű̷̘͉͙̣̘͈̥ͮ̔͢ ̧̘̟̙̫̱̤ͬͮ͂͟͡R̶͛ͫ̀҉͕͙̰̠ͅE̓͐̋̓̆̈҉̥͉̹̯̩Ã̸͉̰̞̰̫̹͉D̦̙͚̄̄̒̓͛̀ͫͨ͐Y̶̧̥̯̹͛ͩ̍͆ͨ̈́̏̓ͦ ̾̍͊͆ͮͧͧ͒͘҉̰̠̪͙͇̲̠ͅK̶̖̝͔̹̻̳ͪ͂͋̔͛͑̚͠I̷̷̍̉ͨ̽͒̈͏̙D͕̥̖̤̐̎ͪ̔̆S̲̩͓̏̉ͯ͢?͖̹̞͔͈̝̪̞̓ͥ̉ͪ͐͂̔̌̀̕ 

[bearren-blog]

Update: he is now on the ceiling and possibly even more terrifying than before

[potatohips]

R I S E

[justnoodlefishthings]

a couple weeks a go a high schooler I was talking to at a dinner party asked me if college students knew what memes were and I still haven't recovered emotionally

[untoxicated]

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

[feenyxblue]

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

[notallmensheviks]

[datasoong47]

Source: https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1170027542495080450

What an asshat

[stimman4000]

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[memescomedy]

[worm-monger]

[hello-katy]

[trapcard]

all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister. 

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[kaparaonyou]

Hello, good day to you! I was wondering if you could help me out? Does "כך יהיה" really mean "so be it"? Thank you!

in most contexts, yes. although it is quite formal to phrase it that way.

thinking in everyday speech i guess i’d say something more along the lines of “שיהיה” or “שיהיה ככה” meaning ‘let it be’ or ‘let it be so’ (respectively).

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[notchristianbale]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[weloveshortvideos]

[breadandflowers]

Why would you put raw chicken into a soup and have it cook in the broth and spread its disgusting pathogens and shit. That’s a chunk of a raw dead animal just floating in your soup 😷

[railroadsoftware]

that’s how…. cooking works

[shin-hero-buster]

Vegans having 0 understanding of food aside, that looks super fucking good.

[bob-belcher]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[mrcatfishing]

[toastbutteregg]

this made me realize how common abusive relationships are