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All Hail Rat Jesus!!
i could not rest until I drew them (who even knows if they will ever meet????)
I want this woman to kiss my hand and call me pretty sheās so hot!!
Do you know what I hate about my water bottle? Itās too good, like, I put in hot tea and then forget about it, only for 10 hours later itās just warm. Still warm. STILL FUCKING WARM. HOW THE FUCK??? The bottle itself is cold as ice! How the fuck is this tea still warm? Wtf? Do you know how many times Iāve burned my mouth thinking itāll be cold tea? But then itās still roiling hot? What the hell man!
So um⦠hereās an ad I found in an old comic book from the 80s
Or well, like multiple ads,
Remember the end credits for Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness? Where that fucking gut just says āIām alive!ā ?
I just remembered that my friend audibly said āFUCK YOU!ā Right after the screen darkened, he didnāt even mean to say it that loud, but the theater wasnāt crowded and his usual voice is pretty loud anyway.
So just a weird thing I remembered, thank you very much.
You know on Pinterest you sometimes write a comment but donāt send it so it just stays on that post as a draft so two years later you just happen upon a post you think is great and go to type a funny comment when āBECAUSE FUCK YOU, THATS WHY!ā Slams you in the face, and you wonder: why did I write this for a post about Alligators and gender?
do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up
When theyāre grown ups ⢠Eddie wants to open his own music store.
And Steve supports him, sure, wtf else is he gonna do with this business degree his dad made him get. This will make you feel fulfilled? Then letās do it babe.
They settle in Brooklyn, itās perfect really, itās a nice place to make a home as an alt gay and his bi lover. Maybe one day they settle down in jersey or Long Island with a couple nuggets, but for now itās home. And they open their alt music shop. It becomes a big deal on the scene, too. A kind of home base. Everyone knows them as a famous infamous shop, and they adore the charismatic, big hearted, kind owner Eddie. People come to him for advice, help. Music and personal. Like a community dad.
And of corse Steves there. Steve runs the store with him, just more of the back office side. Stock, books. Marketing. Sure Steve has his side income, he owns a strip mall, or plays the market. Something to give them a safety net, god forbid. But he does work the store sometimes. And when he does he sticks out like a sore thumb. Some regulars know him, or Atleast know of him as Eddieās partner but most customers really donāt.
One day itās very busy, and Eddie much prefers customer servicing on the floor so Steve offers to watch the register, of corse. Hell do anything to get to watch eddie being so animated and happy.
And heās the out of touch awkward dad he is with all the customers. But heās still so nice, so supportive (āoh good choice everyoneās snatching this one up. Is this what you kids are groovin to these days?ā) and heās mostly well liked as ānormie Steveā. Or some shit like that. No one gets his presence but they like him enough.
One day some kids are snickering, āyo whose dad is that behind the register oh my godā
āThatās the ownerā one of the kids friends deadpans.
āNo, I know Eddie thatās not eddieā
āNo, numb nuts thatās Steve. Eddies partnerā
āHis business partner?ā
āLife partner. Like gay husband.ā. There is a look of shock on the kids face. They just donāt go together.
Mr polo and khakis over here, is married to Mr hair metal goth rings hand made denim jackets?
But when Eddie in grinning ear to ear, hands on the counter leaning into Steveās personal space and Steve is returning the love sick flirty look, the two teasing or bantering back and forth by the looks of it. And oh, it make sence. Look at that chemistry. These two, maybe a little confusingly, are so so in love.
so mean that this doesn't have more notes
No one appreciates me
*puts down 10 bucks and a plate of chicken nuggets*
I will pay ANY Of you, for a fic
Found this blog today and am already concerned for you. Are they forcing you to eat strange things? Are you ok? (Your art is great btw)
My followers are deranged and obsessed with tormenting me at every opportunity
But you love us :)
So Iām in a cave mining and listening to PM Seymour, I actually come across the Wardenās area, and start trying to go back without dying, when something fucking explodes and all my torches break leaving me in complete darkness. No horror game has ever made me scream and push the pause button faster. And yet somehow Minecraft did.
So I just remembered a conversation at camp when I was trying to calm down a girl before she sang in front of a crowd. And was explaining how I get overloaded by different noises when Iām anxious, and her response was, āso youāre like a telepath?ā And Iām just sort of chuckling as Iām remembering it now.
did i just spend three hours scrolling through various fandoms on here? yep
should i be asleep? probably am i gonna do the exact same thing for another three hours? you know it
eddie munson never died he tucked his arms and legs into his belly curled into a ball and he just rolled away
Iām sorryā but I just imagine him just rolling away like freaking sonic and now I canāt stop laughing!
Today I just read a 99 chapter fanfic on Gordon Ramsey being a Potions Professor at Hogwarts,
I have three projects for college due tomorrow, and THIS is what Iām doing with my afternoon.
Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.