middle aged man enjoyer

26|| she/her

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[mayskalih]

[91939art]

Wanted to do it for Valentines but life happened, haha

[utopians]

deleting files is such a rush… freeing up disk space… oh baby

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[100493503004422]

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[circusheart]

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah

[versasfanficwastedump]

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

[galahadenough]

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

[finalfantasyvii]

[cryptotheism]

You should get to pay extra to fuck around with the dentists mouth

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today