[lozyrosie]

Flight!

[beeefy]

[funkyness]

[butchlet-rights]

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

[butchlet-rights]

me, 10, who will never be the same again:

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[thebeatlebird]

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[jeaanmoreau]

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

[traceexcalibur]

I found him. the biggest boy

[traceexcalibur]

the #reviews are in

[4yuel]

Them <3

[scope-dogg]

[amegaotaku-hater-archive-deacti]

simple way to know which houses to rob

[sexhaver]

this is like the polar opposite of smearing lamb’s blood on your doorframe to spare your firstborn

[thetrippytrip]

[megssssssssssssssb-deactivated2]

having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough.

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[beryl-waxing]

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

[renxiaoyao]

this cryptid 

[note-a-bear]

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[shybutterfly272]

Not gonna lie, this made me laugh

[hydro-homies]

I’ll have the lobster

[modded-stardew]

aunt played that long con

[highkeygay]

generic brand

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

This scene had me in tears

[thecherrywinehouse-deactivated2]

Cookie

[toastbutteregg]

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[teach-me-how-to-buggy-deactivat]

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

[occasionalmadness]

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.