Reptiles And Space

Coffee too I guess.

[nightferns]

WE GOT EGG PLOT DEVELOPEMT!! HELL YE

[glumshoe]

A guest at work today decided to complain to me about her neighbor’s children, who came to her house and jumped on her new $7,000 sofa, and how awful their mother must be not to teach them to respect obviously expensive things or discipline them at all.

All the time she talked, her own son was tugging on my sleeves and touching me and ignoring my requests that he not touch the taxidermies or open cabinets or come within 6 feet of me. By the time she left I wanted to jump on her $7,000 couch.

[glumshoe]

I just want to know what the fuck kind of couch this woman has that she spent $7,000 on it. Earlier she was complaining about having to buy two coats for her child in one year, so i sympathized with her, but then she hit me with that number.

For reference, this couch is $3,000 new:

[bioluminescent-fungus]

something like this? 

which is currently on sale for 7,631.00, down from the original 10,901.43. (It also has free shipping.)

[glumshoe]

ew that fucking sucks

[salivation-army]

hey now, this horrible rich woman could also have bought this couch for $7,326:

or this couch for $7,700:

or this couch for $7,326.61!

but regardless it sounds like she sucks!

[glumshoe]

All of those couches are better tbh. The teal one actually looks comfortable and fun. I think if you have money to throw around you ought to be sufficiently eccentric. There is nothing I respect less than someone who is both financially wealthy but completely bankrupt on taste.

[32144543565476675-deactivated20]

seeing this made me feel like i just got a letter informing me of my own death

[firstunitarianchurch]

[funkyness]

these are the people that left and made the site an habitable zone

[guerrillatech]

[takingbackourculture]

The Navajo Nation's COVID-19 Death Toll Is Higher Than That of 13 States Combined

Native Americans are being disproportionately impacted by the coronavirus.

How the Pandemic Is Affecting the Navajo Nation

A conversation about the challenges facing—and the resilience of—the largest reservation in the country, which has become a COVID-19 hotspot

Cases rise to 1,637 on Navajo Nation, 59 total confirmed deaths

The Navajo Nation now has a total of 1,637 cases of COVID-19 with 59 confirmed deaths.

[llord]

this is the official navajo covid relief fund, please donate, it’ll go towards desperately needed medical supplies, as well as daily necessities for the community like canned food, drinkable water, disinfectants, and baby formula

http://www.nndoh.org/donate.html

[rosequart]

mentally i am here

[scavengedluxury]

[loremonster]

A reminder that antifacism is a thing you DO, not an organisation you JOIN.

Calling a hotel and telling them a KKK chapter rented their ballroom for a meeting is antifa action

Pulling down posters promoting hate groups is antifa action (and if you do, use your keys, not your hands. Some groups put razor blades behind their postings to hurt anyone who takes them down)

Addressing local tensions in your community by participating in food drives and supporting disempowered folks can be antifacist, as facist groups will use community fears to stir up hate and gain power.

Going to an event where a figure whom fascists tend to align with and peacefully protesting is antifa action, whether that speaker thinks they’re fascist or not.

It’s not a club, religion, or organization. You don’t pay dues. Being antifa means actively trying to prevent fascism from being built, usually in local ways that respond to immediate community needs. If you see ANYTHING that talks about officially joining a group or organization, it is SUSPECT.

[ox-where-is-thy-yoke]

It’s like Anonymous, they’re not actually a real organization but old white people think they are.

[dajo42]

oh FUCK its GIANT ANTIMATTER SATAN better bring out the CAR KEYS

[the-a-j-universe]

Pokemon’s pretty great

[zizibutik]

why is Hilary Clinton there?

[depsidase]

[puertohurraco]

The epic of Gilgamesh

[maagee]

Ranboo's living the celebrity life

[maagee]

Ranboo's living the celebrity life

[phantom-shell]

Ghost Wilbur (Not to be mistaken for Ghostbur) is still kind of koo koo huh

[cy-burger]

Ranboo in prison which extremely important block will he take causing the whole smp to implode???

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

you are the dancing queen, young and full o' teeth, slice your finger clean

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

dancing queen, feel the beat from the bleeding spleen, oh yeah

you can maim, you can bite, having the meal of your life

ooooh, see that fish, watch that scene, eating the dancing queen  

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

for anyone who is still lost, this lad is a gymnarchus niloticus, aka the aba aba, aka 4-5 feet of fuck off i have horrific teeth made for severing flesh and a documented taste for eyes and extremities and general bloodlust

[cubewaano]

[trashboat]

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

[fortooate]

i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

[stockpilingantihistamines]