wide harrow chassis

That milkman who happen to spend their time on doink memes and warframe and never have actually delivered milk.

[shock]

just made the worst pizza ever

[shock]

this is the closest pic I’m willing to take

[mintyproof]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

the trolley has now become an unstoppable trolley mech

you can choose not to pull the levers but you’ll miss out on the opportunity to hit stuff with your sick-ass robot arms

[argumate]

dude with the levers should look happier.

[mother-sauces]

How dare you demand emotional labor from Shinji Ikari

[notvoid]

[anavi-ivy]

Casting light over you [WIP]

[mint-corset]

[cannibalchicken]

[wellmetkinsman]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

[grulu]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you cant do that here

[sendhelporcaffeine]

So Angels of the Zariman is gorgeous! 

[dream-on-stardust]

The Void Angels every time I wake them up to take their Pinions:

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[memeseverdie]

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

[dat-soldier]

they get 4 hours of sleep per night and look at em they’re fresh

[yuumei-art]

Out of My Mind

A remake of this 2018 piece

[sagihairius]

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

[lovethyvidya]

[trans]

[ratkingreject]

mugs for you and your future self