She's my sesh mot

Irish girl in a plastic world

[wyxxiee]

he’s just a lil silly

[shubbabang]

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

1 I need more of THIS energy in my life.

2 is that a whole as sheet cake?!?

[sixmapleleafs]

This video radiates similar energy lmao

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[bandwagonaf]

I am a hockey blog, but tbh this the best Gritty take I’ve seen. Cities should just have monsters, sports or no sports.

[tsunade]

the third hokage had a crystal ball and just used it to spy on ppl and it literally is only shown in like three scenes and we nver hear abt it again but im not kidding i think about that ball like. daily

[macabre-plants]

which filler episodes was this thrown into

[tsunade]

episode one

[cundtcake]

reporters have Had Enough 😂

[notkatniss]

FINALLY News 12 Long Island has their day

[elizastrange]

[friendraichu]

[tepidtopic]

His words may have been misconstrued but his power has not

[filmgifs]

The Adversary oft comes in the shape of a he-goat. And whispers. Aye, whispers. He is Lucifer, you know it.

Black Phillip in The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

When I catch you in my visual field

[mezzodical]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[teamrocketing]

made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn

[krmljam]

dm me if you look like this

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

[bunjywunjy]

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

[amisdala-archive-deactivated202]

i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked

[amisdala-archive-deactivated202]

just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying

[thatgirlwiththesweaters]

Let J.K. Rowling be the judge of that.

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[assdare]

I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright

[beetlebay]

isopods eating Doritos

[jennilah]

I think a lot about how Wilbur apparently calls out a code red when you’re passed out at a mystery island

[givemearmstopraywith]

dark kate bush throw me down that hill

[dippergoestotacobell]

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

[zsnes]

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory