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I love everything about every single one of these
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)Â
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its âim the first state!!!â bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
THATS HOME DEPOT ???
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
.....ace hardware....?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.
Iâm from Delaware
How brave of you to admit you live in a store.
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)Â
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its âim the first state!!!â bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
THATS HOME DEPOT ???
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
.....ace hardware....?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.
Iâm from Delaware
How brave of you to admit you live in a store.
Iâve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? Itâs the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word âsuicide.â
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, âPass the URL of the blog on to us.â
5. Type in the userâs URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USERâS LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isnât a joke, and neither is someoneâs life. If you didnât know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesnât this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebodyâs life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Donât ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
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Anyone know where it is on mobile ???
You report the user, choose âsomething elseâ, scroll down and choose âsuicide or self harmâ
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN
REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE
PLEASE REBLOG
Please donât scroll past this post, you could save someoneâs life.
SAVE A LIFE
Please, itâs important.
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, butâŠ
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE
37chickenducks
No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.
You need something like this:
ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Iâm crying pls listen
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG
I always troll my friends with this
This sounds like itâs being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second
HOLY SHIT IT IS HERE
OMG I KNOW THIS DUDE
Thatâs fucking Max Raabe
âyou are a lawyer and he is a hamsterâ is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
AUTO REBLOG
Okay so I just came out to my whole family and everything went fine, they didn't seem to care very much one way or the other and my parents have suspected for 6 months now but when I told my 9 year old brother today, he was sort of confused and asked how many boyfriends and crushes on boys I've had so I explained that I was bisexual. I told him Dean Winchester thought he was straight and then fell in love with Cas and he started to get it. It clicked when he realized Supergirl's best friend has had both boyfriends and girlfriends (I didn't fact check it but whatever helps him works for me) and we moved on to talk about superman and superwoman. What I'm saying is: bisexual inclusion in media is not only for bisexuals, and it is more important than you think.
Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind
i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*
Funniest shit Iâve ever seen.
Ah, the Mary Suez.
hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.
Adhd really is like... bedroom is slightly messy it would be nice to tidy it some
bedroom is very messy I really should tidy up
bedroom is chaotic I NEED to tidy but my brain says no. Why. Whyyy.
I guess Iâll just have to watch where I step in here for the rest of my life. The mess is everywhere. Iâm one with the mess.
A sudden Need to Cleanâą makes you get the room looking like some fancy homes magazine cover, and you think âIâll never ever let it get that bad again, and then...
bedroom is slightly messy (uh oh)
ADHD organization tips:Â
-out of sight = out of mind, as in, if you canât see it, you will forget it exists. Set up your space such that, when everything is put away, you can still see it all (remove closet doors, shallow shelves so nothing is behind anything else, etc.)
-one-step access. None of this âto get to this thing, I have to get a stool, remove the box in front of it, grab the thing i want, put the box back, put the stool back-â nah. One step access. Not even âthis thing belongs behind this thingâ. Open drawer. Is thing right there? good. Have to move other thing to get to it? bad. Multi-steps means youâll rarely use it, and when you do, it will NEVER GET PUT AWAY AGAIN. Multi-step access is for deep storage and the items that get the least frequent use.
-an itemâs home is within armâs reach of where you are most likely to use it/want to put it down.
-items can have multiple homes and thatâs ok. I have three pencil/pen cans around my room, and like two or three places where Iâm âallowedâ to place things like my wallet and keys (and I am NOT allowed to place them anywhere else, because then Iâll lose them forever).
-examine the mess on your floor and determine the categories, then ask why those things are on the floor.Â
---Why pile of clean clothes? because I didnât want to fold them up. Solution: fuck folding clothes, clothes only get sorted into categories and then dumped into drawers or crates. Thatâs fine and ok.Â
---Why pile of kinda-dirty-but-can-still-wear clothes? because I donât want to put them away (i wore them once) but i donât want to put them in the laundry basket (theyâre not really dirty yet). Solution: have a home for âkinda dirtyâ clothes. I drape mine over the edge of my hamper.Â
---- a bunch of trash on your floor? Because the trash can is all the way over there. Solution: put a bunch of trash cans all around your room.
---- pile of papers on desk? because i need to put them in my files where theyâll eventually go. Solution: one of those cute magazine boxes on desk, specifically for âto fileâ papers.Â
-permanent piles on surfaces go in cute little boxes exactly where they already were. e.g. pile on nightstand consisting of wallet, keys, meds, phone, etc??? cute little box right on the nightstand for all that stuff youâll grab every day. Pile on desk of shit that you need to take back out to the kitchen but havenât yet? grab a little tray specifically to accumulate things youâll take back out to the kitchen at some point. box on nightstand for âstuff that could/usually does go in purse, but isnât there today for whatever reasonâ. Lil box for ârandom tiny shit that I should put away at some pointâ like hair ties, safety pins, push pins, etc.
-itâs ok for things to âliveâ in the place where youâll need them next, even if itâs not âawayâ, so long as those things arenât in your way. My pjs live on my bed, because Iâm going to wear them again tonight. If Iâm feeling fancy Iâll fold them and put them at the foot of the bed. Most days Iâll just yeet them on there and thatâs where they Belong. My meds belong in a lil box on my nightstand, because thatâs where Iâll set out my pills for the next day.
- âdump stationâ = right inside the door, where youâll divest yourself of everything automatically anyways. Hook for your purse, hook for workbag, a few hooks for coats etc (even though coats âliveâ in the closet, itâs ok for them to live here too), box/tray for wallet etc, place for shoes. Because Iâm gonna dump them the moment I walk in the door anyway, and if their âplaceâ isnât right there, theyâre just gonna end up part of the mess
-beware the corner piles. Observe them, question them, solve them. Shit accumulates in âdead spotsâ on the floor where you donât walk often. Watch those piles. What are those piles? Where are their homes? And why arenât they there? Are their homes too inaccessible? Did I accidentally start a new hobby and none of the supplies for that have a home yet? Is it something âin progressâ that I still intend to work on/do something with?Â
youâll still go through the cycles of accumulating mess and destroying it all in one go, but the mess accumulated will be so much less and so much easier to deal with.
Not that I can read this all the way through but maybe I will later
JUST IN CASE thereâs anyone seeing this funny picture who doesnât fully understand why this is a terrible idea a circuit breaker is a safety device. Itâs designed to shut off a given circuit in the event of an overload. If you stop it from doing its job, you could set your house on fire. Even if that doesnât happen, you can also cause really expensive damage to your houseâs electrical system. Â
Most houses (and other residential units) will have outlets on several different circuits. (Major appliances, like the stove and refrigerator, usually get their own.) If you have a breaker that keeps tripping, look around for an outlet that still works when that breaker trips, and plug some of your stuff in there instead. (There may even be a helpful diagram inside of the door of your breaker panelâmost of the places Iâve lived, it was either left blank or completely illegible, but itâs worth checking.) The idea is to spread the load out over multiple circuits. Â
TIL the function of a circuit breaker isnât common knowledge
What the hell else do people think theyâre for?
Remember that thereâs at least a whole generation of people who were raised without any serious education on how to maintain homes or personal property by their parents or schools
Remember that thereâs at least a whole generation of people who were raised without any serious education on how to maintain homes or personal property by their parents or schools
misha collins first instinct when coming on spn literally being "i'm gonna make it gay" [x]
Day 4: Firsts (or maybe Seconds), 2k Followers Celebration Content Creator Event
The first time Dean proposes to Cas, itâs all fake. Just for a case. They needed to make a scene to draw the attention of the God they were hunting, who just so happened to be killing newly engaged couples.
Dean drops to his knee and pulls the box out right there in the middle of the townâs busiest park, where everyone in town gathers in the summer evenings. The ring is a cheap sterling silver in a small little box. Thereâs nothing real about it. Except everything about the proposal feels real to Dean.
Deanâs hidden feelings, the way Cas smiles with his eyes crinkling at the corners in the way Dean knows is Casâ true smile as he says the words, âCas, my angel, please make me the happiest man alive and do me the honor of marrying meâ, to the way Casâ arms wrap around Deanâs neck after he says yes; his fingers brushing ever-so-softly over Deanâs jaw. Itâs achingly tender and completely fake, and yet Deanâs heart is screaming at his rib cage real, real, real.
He brushes it off, he has to, because thereâs a job to be done and monsters to kill. But God, the way his heart leaps into his throat when he sees the ring perched on Casâ finger, itâs enough to make Dean feel sick with longing. He wants that. Wants to see a real ring on Casâ finger, and he wants to be the one to put it there. But he canât. Canât ruin their friendship with his feelings that Cas could never reciprocate.
~
Their first kiss is fake, too. Itâs Casâ idea. Theyâre at this massive gala event, trying to track down the culprit whoâs specifically targeting gay couples from this elite circle and sacrificing them in bloody massacres. Dean couldnât possibly come in with Sam as his date, so Cas had volunteered.
He thought that would be enough, but clearly they hadnât caught the monsterâs attention yet, otherwise they wouldnât still be mingling like this. They needed to draw attention and fast.
Cas mustâve been thinking the same thing, because he shifted his hand from Deanâs lower back to his neck. âDo you trust me?â Cas murmured, quiet enough that only Dean could hear.
âAlways,â Dean replied instantly, because there was no one he trusted more than Cas.
âPlay along,â Cas muttered, before he spun around, and tugged Dean down into a kiss.
Not just any kiss. God, this kiss was absolutely breath stealing. Casâ fingers tangled into Deanâs hair, and Dean scrambled to loop his arms around Casâ waist.
They kissed long and slow, starting off gentle and sweet but quickly morphing into something desperate and biting. It was thrilling, sending a low thrum down Deanâs spine and causing his heart to flutter in his chest. It was everything heâd been wanting for so long, to kiss Cas like this. To be kissed like this, with Casâ lips gliding against his own.
But when they broke apart, the reality of the situation sunk in. The air around them had shifted; cold tendrils creeping towards them that had Deanâs hairs standing on end. Theyâd caught the monsterâs attention.
âSmart thinking,â Dean muttered, hand moving to his gun tucked in the back of his waistband.
And for a second, when Dean looked over at Cas, he couldâve sworn heâd seen longing and desire etched across his features. But it was quickly replaced with determination as the threat of the monster creeped towards them.
~
The first time they go on a date, itâs a ruse as well. Or, well, it starts that way, at least. Theyâre at this outdoor botanical garden open to the public to buy flowers of their choosing. Dean and Cas are half looking at the flowers for fun and half analyzing to see which ones are being used in a spell by a witch to control and kill people. Somehow, even though itâs not an official date, it almost feels like one.
Casâ hand keeps brushing against Deanâs as he explains in hushed excitement about the different flowers and their meanings as the petals glinted in the sunshine. Bright oranges, elegant yellows, pastel pinks, and vibrant reds. Even the air smells like heaven, soft floral scents mixing together and creating a soft atmosphere.
It was the kind of date Dean had never envisioned himself going on, but seeing the pure happiness radiating off of Cas, the worries over the hunt melted away for just a brief second as the beauty of the flowers surrounded them.
Once Dean caught sight of the flowers that the witch had been using, he diverged from Cas for a moment, claiming he needed to collect all the flowers so the witch couldnât use them. But on his way, his eyes caught sight of a collection of tulips. The thought lingered in his mind. Hadnât Cas said just a few minutes ago that tulips represented love and perfection?
Carefully, Dean plucked out several red tulips and a single red rose. After stashing all of the dangerous flowers into the trunk of the Impala, Dean took his small bouquet and made his way back to Cas.
Casâ eyes caught Dean, and when they locked gazes, Dean could feel his cheeks burning. Slowly, he offered the 4 flowers to Cas. âFor you,â he murmured.
Cas took the flowers, fingers brushing over Deanâs as the meaning of the flowers sunk in. Romance. Passion. Love.
âDean,â Cas gasped quietly, looking from the flowers to Dean and back to the flowers.
âItâs all backwards. Weâve had all our firsts even though it doesnât count. First date, first kiss, even a proposal.â
Cas seems to understand what Dean is saying, because he reaches out and pulls Dean closer. âFirsts are overrated. I think seconds sound much more appealing.â
And right there, they have their second âfirstâ kiss. This time, itâs achingly soft and sweet; lips locking and little breaths gasped out between them. In their little corner of the botanical gardens, where no one else is around, they kiss and kiss; tender brushes of mouths and gentle touches as they both melt into the kiss. Itâs absolutely perfect.
~
Dean decides he likes âsecondsâ a lot more than he likes âfirsts.â Their second âfirst dateâ they go fishing and Cas brings a little picnic for them, too. Itâs so sentimental and ridiculously cute that Dean can barely breathe. Itâs domestic and adorable, and everything inside of him aches with it.
And two years later, when Dean proposes to Cas for the second and last time, itâs at dinner in front of their family- Sam and Eileen, Jack and Bobby, Charlie and Garth and Bess, Jody and Donna and the girls. Itâs better than their first proposal by a million miles, and as Dean opens the box, real gold ring glinting in the Bunkerâs fluorescent light, Cas barely even lets Dean ask before heâs dragging him into a kiss, muttering, âYes, yes, yes,â against Deanâs mouth.
Dean says theyâre only going to have one wedding, but Cas disagrees. Not when theyâve done everything else as a second âfirstâ. So theyâre first wedding is a little affair, just the two of them, with Sam and Jack as witnesses. But their second wedding, thatâs the one that really counts. All of their family and hunter friends come down to the wedding. Itâs beautiful and special, and as Dean says, âI do,â for the second time, Cas kisses him so enthusiastically that Dean feels dizzy with it. Oh yes, firsts were definitely overrated, especially when he got to have as many second experiences with Cas as he wanted.
Now, what could he plan for their second honeymoonâŠ
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so it happened. i finally caved. presenting - a cliche tumblr uquiz that assigns you an obscure harry potter character kin
from the bottom of my heart, i apologise. and also, tag what you got
[Image: a user called Im Sir Cadoganâs final result for the quiz, which is scabior]
Apparently not, my friend
[Image: a user called Winky The House Elfâs final result for the quiz, which is ludo bagman]
Try again!
A moment where Cas learns that blanket forts arenât just for Samâs kids, but that theyâre a magical date spot, tooâŠ
This necessary dose of fluff brought to you by my latest Patreon commission winner @burrsmom. Thank you for this wonderful prompt, my friend. I hope these soft boys keep you smiling for a long time, and thank you for helping me bring it to life.
this is how we sound analyzing and writing think pieces about supernatural
fan fiction is SO addicting to people with ADHD because our brains aren't innattentive, they're just constantly searching out sources of dopamine because we don't produce enough on our own. fan fiction supplies us with an endless archive of free stories - long and short - containing characters we already love and we can just devour story after story after story one after another and it feels SO GOOD.
updated birthday wishlist
$5 for my emergency savings fund (paypal or kofi)
$10-15 dollars for restaurant takeout Â
overthrow the government & redistribute jeff bozoâs stolen wealth
$2+ monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build monthly income)
charity of my choice
trump gets covid again Â
dog/cat receives a gentle kiss on top of their tiny head
when I said âoverthrow the governmentâ
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT