why are girls so cute

'97

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[optical-trapping]

[kastrya]

Being an NPC is so fun, you can just walk past me and I'll give a random blurb like in Skyrim.

"you really can't trust AI these days, can you?"

"Have you tried drinking orange juice? It's a great way to stay energized."

Feel free to add your blurb in the tags

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[theminttu]

Pirate queen Isabela please cure me from this art block!! roars!!!

[reactionimagesdaily]

[junglejim4322]

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

[dubadoowop]

Land-creature watching.

Darling likes the rabbits ❤️ Somebody get some bunny ears for this siren STAT.

[kastrya]

No shade to people who like hoyoverse but I literally cannot get into any of it....

It just takes up so much anime/video game fandom space

It has the same sanitized feeling to me as saying "una1ive" on tiktok, and no I cannot explain further

[simzart]

[veyonis]

HIDDEN GENIUS

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[cultofthewyrm]

Domina by MonoriRogue

[commodore64]

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real