Let Me In Your Window Bro

Spam side blog - she/they Main: @beatricethebird

[zipstick]

walter skinner when someone asks him what those two weirdos in his basement are doing with their taxpayer funding all day

[chilewithcarnage]

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[teathattast]

[gaydelgard]

[gaydelgard]

[smokeweed2009]

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

[cumdumpstiel]

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

[cumdumpstiel]

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

[doggirlpaws]

pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature

[trickstertime]

Them: we don't have cock, will pussy do?

Me, a bisexual: yea pussy's good

[theconcealedweapon]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tchaikovskaya]

Going out with a bang

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[weirdness-is-good]

[aurpiment]

Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

[oopsallvampires]

Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

[franfinesheffield]

New employee orientation with the vampire

[assassinregrets]

union organizing campaign with the vampire

[sovietnam]

[cairnphos]

Ok you all get to have this

[glidebylilychouchou]

me

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]